Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Ramifications.



Today's Tids Issue 4,621
Inter-Connectivity:

So, when I was kid, we would roll down hills in tires. Those were Goodyears.

Diversion Excursion:
Everybody is worried about the disease and the economy, but not a lot of thought has been given to what people should be doing to entertain themselves to remain sane in a darkened room. I notice that internet jokes are up. And I personally think puzzles are great – especially hard one’s that last a while. I suspect from snippets I have seen that many are delving into their personal creativity and using various digital techniques to generate visual masterpieces. Hell, some people may even read this for diversion. But as I said, we should be looking for diversions that keep us sane! Like perhaps, spending time developing new recipes, learning how cook books work. So…send ideas you have that keep you busy and laughing and enjoying life even as you sit locked in an enclosed box called home.

“The store sold me cut-rate food for my horse at an exorbitant price, then had the nerve to send me a ‘customer service’ survey. I didn’t hesitate to give them the feed back.’

Ramifications:
(Finding stuff that could change, even drastically, as the result of the crisis shut down.)
--The Voice live performances and voting may have to be curtailed, Oh, the performances and live voting could continue, but without an audience, a band as a cohesive group, it could be pretty dull entertainment. And, how costly would it be to move those big red chairs six feet apart?
--During the past several years, a lot of people have taken out good sized mortgages for a second homes based on the promise of making good money with rentals. With people’s mobility opportunities in hiatus causing rental homes to remain empty, are we looking at another mortgage crisis?

It’s great that gas prices are so low. Your car sitting in the garage will be a cheaper asset on the books.

The Question:
Wat was the first town in the world to be illuminated by electric lighting? (Hint: It is in the USA.) Bonus:  Name the top five songs for 1948, 1958, 1968 and 1978.

The Headless:
--Stocks Open Lower.
--Death Toll Tops 3,000; Doctor Birx: Reinforces High Death Rate Projections near 200K; That Is the Best, “If We Do Things Almost Perfectly”.
--CDC May Ask People To Cover Face In Public; SF Bay Area Docs Seeing Flatter Curve After Two Week Isolation.
--New Yorkers Hail Arrival Of US Navy Hospital Ship.
--Coronavirus Cases Pass 787,800 Globally.
--India Cracks Down On Muslim Group Emerging As Virus Cluster; Mexico Prez Alters View Now Telling People To Stay Home.
--Idaho Gov Signs Two Bills Limiting Transgender Rights; Reflects Upon Conn Lawsuit By Girls Athletes Against Transgender Girls Playing on Girls Sports Teams.

Taking out the garbage and re-cycling products has become a thrill. In fact, I take them out separately in order to have two things to do.

I believe we have a pretty good chance for a swift economic recovery despite the record downslides. For at no time in the past have we ever had such capable, fast moving digital resources which could catapult an economy.

Did you ever in your wildest imagination ever consider that going to the deli for salami and provolone would be considered a dangerous act, like walking across a minefield?

A lot of people are saying that the NFL Draft maybe the highest rated TV show of the year, despite the fact that they will remove all glitz and roaring crowds from the broadcast. Sports fans will be so hungry for anything that resumes sports that they will tune in more than ever. And it will give newspaper sports writers something to analyze for a week or so.  

Little achievements are magnified in this current state of hibernation.

It is pretty well agreed that 2/3rd’s of CV deaths will be people who probably would have died within 2 or 3 month from another serious disease. It doesn’t diminish the seriousness so the new scourge, but it puts the wider problem a bit into perspective.

LL Bean will probably make the adjustments demanded by new business restrictions Ok. Historically the famed Maine outdoor sports and clothing company has always been on- line – phone line that is.

Are wall Street predictions realistic for all, or are they just for a small segment who will make money off of gains and losses.
 
Here’s what really annoys me. Why can’t somebody in the White House plan these daily announcement groupings better. They always seem to come before the end and the big reveal in a TV program, or like Sunday during the final 2 minutes of a replay of that momentous Pats-Falcons Super Bowl. How inconsiderate is that? How hard is it to look at TV schedule and a clock? I have missed many an ending of an interesting show falling asleep, but this is annoying because it is so hard to find a good diversion.

Back to business as usual will probably mean fighting for survival.

When you consider that the world has given us the earth stopping coronavirus, it is not so strange to see that the Patriots don’t have Brady anymore.

Triglycerides now. Defibrillater

From a contributing reader of note:
Roses are Red
April is Grey,
I hope we can all leave
Our houses in May.

Ramifications:
Retail malls have been suffering for a while due to the growth of Internet selling. The Virus will push many of these displacements of green fields, now hanging on by fingernails, into uselessness. But, they may relive again as some useful for communities. It’s the old clearing out of dead wood in the forest thing that leads to a healthier regrowth. New ideas set roots and they grow.

Now being forced to watch some specialty TV shows endlessly, you find that most disciplines have really limited vocabularies. How many ways can Decor sows say open concept, or food shows say a little crunch with some heat, or a sports guy saying 110% effort. Most professions separate themselves by the way they combine words into phrases, and that goes from MBA’s to lawyers to health people. And the more all of this is repeated the more you find out there’s not much to it at all.

Hooter’s has developed a new food delivery service which will be called Knockers.

Ramifications:
I have read of a possible new development called a “Rent Strike”. Which basically means a lot of people without income will not pay rent and have formalized a group. Non-payment will cause landlords to miss bank loan payments and then banks with have to write down bad loans and then…and then…. I thought one of the prime reasons for the $2.3 Trillion bill was help people pay rents.

The Answer:
You may be entirely surprised to to learn that Wabash Indiana was first to have electric lighting! Bonus: Ready. 1948: Twelfth Street rag – Pee Wee Hunt; Nature Boy – Nat King Cole; Buttons and Bows – Dinah Shore; You Call Everybody Darling – Al Trace; Love Somebody – Doris Day/Buddy Clark. 1958: Volare – Domenico Modugno; All I Have To Do is Dream – The Everly Brothers, and also Claudette; Don’t – Elvis Presley; Witch Doctor – David Seville; Patricia – Perez Prado; “Yakety Yak (#21) by the Coasters was the highest of my favorites, “Don’t Talk Back”. 1968: Hey Jude – The Beatles; Love is Blue – Paul Mauriat; Honey – Bobby Goldsboro; On the Dock of the Bay – Otis Redding; People Got to be Free – The Rascals; Mrs. Robinson was #8. 1978: Shadow Dancing – Andy Gibb; Night Fever – Bee Gees; You Light Up My Life – Debbie Boone; Stayin’ Alive – Bee Gees; Kiss You All Over – Exile; Gibb and Bee Gees also had two more in Top Ten; ABBA showed up #32 with Take A Chance On Me. Interesting the lack of hard rock and roll in these top lists of the years. Tends to show what’s happening below the Noise.

Read a joke book. It’s great medicine.

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, lifts and scans the man’s jewels. looking closely, she says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?"

A tribute to Wabash Indiana:




Monday, March 30, 2020

Induced Coma.



Today's Tids Issue 4,620
Te brain still works:

I think I have Spring Fever. It’s that lethargy that comes with warmer air chasing away the stimulating cool of winter. It is the new aromas tickling your nose, of flowers coming to life. It is clouding the rational side of your brain. Feeling the rapture of smiles and laughter; running free in fields of sprouting daffodils coloring the world with new life, your head in the clouds. Yes, I have Spring fever. It is a good thing. Yes, even sitting in a room for days and days, looking out a god dammed window for hours after hours. You can feel the wonder.

The amount of bad Coronavirus jokes is starting to reach worrying numbers. Some scientists claim it might be a pundemic.

(Stolen from a great punster and reader.)

The seagulls around here are really getting angry. I can see it in their eyes ss they scour streets and alleys for scrapes, typically abundant in the past during tourist season. There’s nothing quite like an angry seagull looking over your shoulder while grilling something outside.

Sometimes a passage of beautiful music arises in my room, and I close my eyes and drift into that outer world that once was.

I have mixed emotions about this stimulus package. No doubt, I want the economy to be treated for malnutrition along with solving the medical problems, creating vaccines and therapeutics. But It seems un-American to allow the Government so much control. For people to get used to Government stepping up with handouts. Yet I feel for so many hardworking people who had been doing well, and poof!, just like that, the Government shut down the world.

Teaching subtraction is a lessen lesson.

The visions of hospital ICU areas are chilling.

There are way too many “ifs” guiding critical decisions, medical and economic.

But we should do ok if we can minimize, or even better, completely remove politics from decisions.

The Question:
Name today’s top ten billboard popular Song hits and their performers. I dare you. Bonus: Which women figure skaters won back to back Olympic gold medals? And which US women skaters have won Olympic golds? Which US Figure skaters, men and women, have won the most golds in world Championships.

The Headlines:
--Three Major Stock Markets Have Solid Opening – Nas +106, Dow +231, S&P +36; Day Exected To Be Choppy..
--Global CV Cases Up To Over 735,000, Deaths Over 35K; Trump Extending CV Control Guidelines To End Of April.
--Israel’s Netanyahu In Self Quarantine; Prisoners In Iran Riot.
--North Korea On Missile Firing Rampage While Rest Of The World Fights Killer Virus; Kim’s Country Fired Two More Short Range Missiles Yesterday.
--Postponed Japan Olympics Rescheduled To begin On July 23, 2021.
--Most Americans Agreeing That March Sucked; Hoping That April Will End Better.
--Michigan Joining Louisiana, NY, NJ and Cal As Virus Hotspots.
--Spain Joins Italy And US In Passing China In Reported CV Cases.
--Pelosi Plays Politics Pointing Finger At President.
--Passengers On Stricken Holland-America Cruise Ship Zaandam Off Panama Transferred To Another Ship.

I am rigidly adhering to the suggestions about staying isolated for the good of everybody. But I have to tell you, it’s hard to find news beyond CV for the Tids Headlines Department. I guess if that’s all I lose, I’m ahead of the game.

If this pandemic tells us one thing, it is that the hospitality industry as a core economy is fragile. Just ask the seagulls.

My regular source for potato chips was out of Original Ruffles, so I sucked it up and went hard for Wavy. The things you do to sacrifice in tough times.

With all of this free time, I should be writing a novel. Instead I’m trying to make the Tids novel.

When congress stops playing games and steps up for the good of all, they can get things done -- “All” being the operative word.

It’s really getting hard now avoiding answering the phone and later telling someone you were out.

Meanwhile politically, the Covid is an ironic two-edged sword. It is producing a downtrodden Trump economy that Dems couldn’t have imagined their wildest dreams. But, the pandemic is also making Joe Biden obscure, almost irrelevant while casting Donald Trump, love him or hate him, into the spotlight.

A monkey in Brazil is an Amazon Prime-ate

A reader from the South writes to tell me I could make a lot of money renting my RI license plates to New Yorkers trying to flee their CV ravaged city opt their luxurious homes here.  (You may have read that RI State Police is stopping all cars with NY plates entering our State. They are recording RI destination and addresses and phone number, and location, and mandating a 14-day quarantine.) License for sale!

Lately when I think of oldies but goodies that never fade, it’s classical music. My current addiction is to Saint Saens Piano concertos.

Actually, I love almost all music. big band swing, jazz, original Rn’R before Elviseration, Broadway, folk/country, seventies/eighties rock and even a couple of Beatles songs. But I have trouble finding anything particularly memorable in today’s most popular stuff. I like to be moved slowly, emotionally, not frantically driven. I wish some of todays’ better tunes stayed around longer so I could learn and remember their names, and performers.

I’m also addicted to fields of daisies.

Did you see where NY’s Gov Cuomo is going to sue Rhode Island for stopping and quarantining those New Yorkers fleeing to their RI summer places. RI’s gov Gina Raimondo says that optics don’t count when you are trying to save lives.

Our Gov Gina, who from this guy’s point of view has been a little bit annoyingly Sing-songy in her previous years, has really stepped up to the plate, looking and acting like a leader. Gina BTW is the Chairwoman of The US Democratic Governors Association.

You feel the effects of a good drama in the core of your stomach. If that is the key satisfaction measure, then the just returning Netflix show, “Ozark” still has it!

The Answer:
Number One on the charts this week is The Box by Roddy Ricch. The rest in order are Blinding Lights by The Weekend, Don’t Start Now by Dua Lipa, Life is Good by Future featuring Drake, Circles by Post Malone, Roxanne by Arizona Zervas, Adore You by Harry Styles, Intentions by Justin Bieber featuring Quavo, Someone You Loved by Lewis Capaldi and at #10, everything I wanted ( in all lower case) by Billie Eglish. Humming yet? In a quick glance, the top 100 has a lot of songs by Lil Uzi Vert, none by Tylor Swift. Of “The Voice” judges Maroon Five with former judge Adam Levine has one way up at #12 ,and Blake Shelton has a duet with Gwen Stefani which is number 52. But for most of the rest, I am as confused with these names as is Spell-Check. Bonus: While not American, Sonja Henie captured American’s hearts with 3 back-to-back Olympic golds. The only other back-to-back Olympic gold winner was Katarina Witt. The US skaters with Olympic Golds are Tenley Albright, Carol Heiss (That was an American back-to-back), Peggy Flemming, Dorothy Hamill, Kristi Yamaguchi and Tara Lipinski. Note: Peggy Flemming and Kristi Yamaguchi won back-to-back World Championship Golds. Most gold medals won by Americans in the World Championships go to Dick Button with 6 and then Michelle Kwan and Carol Heiss at 5, Hayes Alan Jenkins and Scott Hamilton at 4 and Peggy Flemming at 3.\

A soccer coach was seen on a bench near his playing field polishing his shoes. A passer-by asked, “Why are you doing that. They’re just going to get dirty again.” The coach looked up, and said, “Well, it’s like that person who says why do I have make my bed every morning, I’m just going to sleep in it later tonight.” It’s about discipline, an orderly complete mind, starting your day off on the right foot with a good attitude, with an easy first accomplishment; it’s a “keystone” habit causing a domino effect of other smart choices and positive practices throughout the day. And it keeps hair and who knows what else dropping onto your sheets from pets and other vermin sneaking into your bed. BTW, research has shown that the most successful leaders and executive’s make their beds every mooring.

Sittin’ in a rockin’ chair lookin’ for something do to? Snap out of it, Rock!

HB Eric Clapton.