Accentuate the you know what!!

Today 's Tids Issue 4,602

I'll take pluses:

“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s a about learning how to dance in the rain.”

Here’s something I think needs to be changed in America. People get tested for diseases or the possibility of afflictions like cancer or heart failure. When nothing is found they call it negative. I think they should say your test was “positive”, because that is good. “The result of your test was negative”. Roll that around in your head for a minute. “How badly negative, Doc?”

I’m sitting here listening to one of those TV music stations. It is now playing “Morning Light Silhouettes”. It’s a piano piece with some instruments by somebody named Deuter. It so relaxing that my fingers just stopped typ……

Ben Carson is still one of my favorite republicans. And isn’t it nice to have a doctor in the houee when a major world threat is a virus.

The Question:

The Biden campaign managers have found one weak spot in their program. What is it.

The Headlines:

--Markets Coming of Anther Giant Up Day Now Looking To Fall Again; Economy Still Strong; Cal State Of Emergency Statement Rattles Investors.

--In Rare SC Rebuke, Chief Justice Roberts Condemns Schumer’s Threatening Remarks.

--The Score: Biden 566, Bernie 501; AOC Aligned Progressives Get Crushed In Super Tuesday Votes

--Dormer Head of Uber, Anthony Levandowski Files For Banruptcy; Owes Google $179 Million.

--Bernie Begins Attacks On Joe.

--Next Month, Large Asteroid Will Fly By, But Miss Earth.

I tried on something from five years ago and it still fit. It was a scarf.

I often receive packet s of legally looking documents with one page always printed with, “This page is intentionally left Blank.” Hmmm. Sure doesn’t look blank.

You may have noticed that I have said here often that the real issue firing this election is once again, Abortion. It is the power source for many a politician. Yesterday The leader of the Dem senate took the stage to apparently threaten justices who would opposite abortion rights. The Dems want power and the SC is where they think they can get it. And having abortions is their aim. It continues to befuddle me.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. –Herm Albright.

As I look at ads and at some of these home decor TV shows, it seems to me that we are in a new ear pf skimpy furniture. They call it contemporary, but I call in lacking in substance. Unless of course you are looking giant rambling couches and overstuffed home theater chairs. But the beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess. And this eye is disappointed.

Scientists are reporting that it appears that lipid-containing viruses, like a coronavirus, survive better in low humidity. So, keep you humid higher. Or move to the Amazon jungle, where you might get constricted by an Anaconda. You can’t win. Wait a minute, that’s not positive.

Just on case you are interested… The Senate can’t to anything against the very independent and constitutionally protected Suprema Court.

After I emailed yesterday’s Tids, I thought of better title: “Buy Pepsi Stock”. With Bloomie gone, we don’t have to fear losing our carbonated beverages and Cheetos which could be in danger if he were to be elected.

There is too much negativity in this world.

When news  bureaus sent out maps of Covid occurrences, they paint the entire state red, even if only one case has bee found. That’s negative.

Weather maps are colored to look violently negatives. From what I have observed over the years, all bright reds and deep yellows are not the same.

So the big new rumor is that Joe may run with “O”, That’s “O” as in Michelle O.

Positive attitude:

Doc to patient: “Your liver is enlarged.”

Patient: “Does that mean it has more room for whiskey?”

The Answer:

Joe Biden.

I am an optimist. It does not seem to be much use being anything else.” –Winston Churchill.