Today's Tids Issue 5,202
No flowers for Ukraine:
I can deal with redundance
Over white daises in abundance.
Lively, speaking of love
Performing their brisk sun dance!
There are no daisies for Brittany Griner. She faces astern Russian court today and the word is out saying this prosecutor is one who never loses. It is feared she will get ten years in a Russian jail. She already looks frail, they say. How can I bask in the glow of daises when another is in so much pain.
Always hovering in the background is the pretty scary Russia-China alliance. As Russia continues to look discombobulated in Ukraine big daddy China sits behind then in the background. That’s why Putin tends to look like the What me Worry kid. And people in our government security agencies charged with watching things dangerous understand it as one of our country's biggest concerns regardless of what the media chooses to report.
Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
Because you should never drink and derive.
It appears I am conflicted over my flowers this morning.
The Question:
What’s the different between a cat and a comma? Bonus: On this day in 1936 a book written by a newspaper reporter was published and went on to sell 30 million copies. What was it?
The Headlines:
--Stocks Expected To Open Lower On Renewed Recession Concerns; Tech's Continued To Be Battered In Worst Year Ever.
--Russia Withdraws From Snake Island; Continues To Bombard Key Cities In Eastern Ukraine; Still Saying It Wants All Of Ukraine.
--Woman Pushing Baby Carriage On NYC; s Upper Est Side Sidewalk Shot And Killed.
--Cheney Calls Trump “Domestic Threat”; Hutchinson Sticks By Her Testimony Despite Apparent Contradictions By SS Men.
--Colorado Man Gored By Yellowstone Bison While Trying to Protect Family On Vacation.
A group of rabbits hopping backwards is a receding hare line.
I suspect that 90% of people walking through this town of mine are wearing T-Shirts as opposed to collared shirts. At least it is better than tank tops., Personally I’d wear T shirts if they didn’t make my neck look weird. I’m pretty vain.
I have big plans for this weekend. It’s called avoiding traffic at any cost.
You have to wonder if the protests in Oregon over the arrival of the Saudi sponsored golf tournament will have an effect on the moral consciousness and hearts of the players. Probably not. Million-dollar paychecks tend to mute the conscience. Sad.
Average things are manufactured at a satisfactory.
Do you think the Dems will somehow manage to keep J6 going til N1? They’ll try.
The Answer:
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. Bonus: It was “Gone with the Wind” By Margaret Mitchell.
A moving toy is gone with the wind.
Shoot me. Oops! Can't use that one in this society.
Happy last day of Beautiful June, E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y!!.
Today is National Handshake Day! Warning: Keep a bottle of Purell handy
