Fake Spring.

Today's Tids Issue 3,805

For revealing dormant things:

The little plants restless in their metabolic sleep are probably sensing a warming glow from the world above. The little embryos tucked away in seeds safely below the ground are stirring restlessly. Yet, they are confused as the angle of the sun is contradictory to the warmth of the air; not sufficient for long day cycles. Should they break free of dormancy and burst forth in brilliant glory, only to find death and deterioration. Or should they just or roll over and sleep until that angle of the sun gives them the daylight they need for robust blossoming. And you think, you have problems! They don’t even have cable news to guide them. Then, maybe that’s why they are so happy to be dormant.

Correction: Yesterday, our Obit writer misspelled the name Of Alan Colmes as “Combs” He was just a hair off!

From what I read, our state social and government leaders, in reacting to what they perceive from Trump’s stance on bathroom access, are saying they will pass their own laws; we will do it ourselves. From what I understand, Trump is saying, “The bathroom issue is a state thing. Let the states pass their own laws.” How upset would all of those Trump haters be if they came to realize they were doing what Trump suggested! Yikes!

The Question:

Ok, here’s a list of women “associated” with US politicians: Judith Exner and Mimi Alford, Fannie Foxe, Fawn Hall, Elizabeth Ray, Donna Rice, Tai Collins, Steve Gobie and any woman that walked.

The Headlines:

--China’s Xi To reorganized Top Officials List as Several Key Figures Reach retirement Age. China Watchers on Alert.

--Trump To Speak Today To Super Friendly Audience; CPAC conservatives Starting To Like The President.

--Dems Have More Ammo In Fight To Stall Trump Action; Word Out That Priebus Asked FBI To Put Stop To Trump/Russia Ties Discussion.

--China Says It has No Intention of Using Currency devaluation To Its Advantage..

—Iraqi Air Force Goes After ISIS In Syria; Terror Gorup Fights Back With car Bombs in al-Bab Syria.

--JC Penny Closing 140 Stores As Sales Sag.

--Some Uber Investors Exasperated Over Company’s Inability To fix Sexism.

I am anticipating that the Oscars will be unwatchable for a large percentage of Americans with political views in opposition to the glitterati. Whatever happened to moderation for entertainment purposes.

I’m getting real nervous about Trump and Tillerson talking to each other and Trump not listening. Global dysconnectivity is a sure way to short circuit inter country relations. One of Trump’s bigger problems in understanding foreign relations is thinking he is the only leader with a big ego.

Marilyn Quale once said: “My husband would rather play golf than have sex any day.”

The Highest grossing Academy Award nominated movie was “Arrival”, which came in down the list at #31. The people are just not watching the films that Hollywood is oozing over. Hillary had the Glittertown elite. Trump had the movie goers.

If you think there is any chance of the USA getting together, think again. Democrats are saying now that their moderate arm will join forces with the more aggressive far left in an all-out “war” against Trump. A lot of good ideas from both sides will be floating down the sewers of Washington DC.

I think Robot designers will have to go back to the drawing board, maybe first talking to parents. It appears that young children are over loading Alexa, the Amazon Echo spokesperson, with demands and rapid fire questions that has the disembodied voice’s mind spinning. Children’s play is shutting down the system. So, any robot expected to come in contact with kids either as a nanny, teacher or housekeeper, will have to be programmed to accept the unexplainable. Maybe there is a place or people in the future after all  – Loving their children

Is baby faced Robin Thicke looking more like a slug, or am I just reading alternative facts?

NBC is at it again. They have produced an “educational” video that attempts to imply clearly that every kid in America is terrified by the new president. Media observers say this video is in stark contrast to an ABC News video that tried to show kids willing to accept anew president of the USA with pride and give him a chance; to learn respect for the office. The response was the usual non-response: “NBC did not immediately respond to our request.”

Nanny Newport is my new name for my town now that they have giddily passed a no plastic bags law. The Libs are rollicking on the beaches and in fresh produce farmer’s markets.  My reaction is completely organic, from my natural unadulterated gut -- what’s next? Cheetos and other snacks in bags. Soda pop in plastic bottles, leather clothing. Kind of scary knowing they have that proverbial foot in the door.

Do you know what’s scary to an aging body: The new popular phrase often used in articles by antique experts: “Dating back to the 20^th Century.” Remember that, way back when people talked to each other. “Holy Tyrannsaurus Rex, Batman.”

Did you hear about he guy who got frustrated calling the incontinence hotline and always being asked to hold?

It seems that Luxury home sales are declining as are the huge prices that they once sold for. It may be a sign of global economic reshuffling. It may be a matter of prices reaching  a major resistance point. Boom time always pushes up prices unrealistically, and even the super-rich come  to see the difference between $4 million and $6 million.

One interesting aspect of luxury abode sales in NYC is the pretty dramatic shift away from Coops to Condos. The reason: “Lengthy Coop board vetting processes.” Extreme vetting does not make for great neighbors.

A High school student from Denmark who is here for a year with her family as her dad attends the US Naval War College had this to say about what she sees as a difference between high school sports here and at home.  First, she noticed that kids here view sports more as a social gathering. But more significantly the girl, who just won Two RI State swimming championships and set the local school record, says that the kids at home take charge and get things done; over here it is the coach and parents who do everything for the kids.” Interesting.

The Parking Lot: Chapter 79 continues…

    As usual]al Nancy was feeling alert, and Jared was huffing and puffing hoping there would be plenty of time for a rest. Nancy looked at him, eyeing him slowly up and down. “You look awful. “ She smiled. “I think it’s time to cut down on the sex.”

   Jared immediately stood. “What’s next boss?” Nancy put her finger to her lips indicating that it was now quiet time.  

   Hey could see several hundred yards away the lights of a house shining through a window. She began moving. “Follow me closely. I’ll walk slow.” Jared didn’t laugh.

   Nancy was looking for hiding places as they neared lighted home. Now they could see reflections in the water. Jared was always amazed at how she could keep obstacles between herself and any observers or potential enemy. She stopped, pushing her hand back to halt Jared’s lumbering motion. She squatted. Jared knew he should do the same, and as he moved he heard those familiar sounds form his knees, which he figured were not good for concealment.

   He was glad he did, as from an overgrown rhododendron a large, familiar body moved toward she house, trying to peer deeply into the dark woods as it moved.

    “What now, “Jared whispered.

    “We wait.” Jared liked waiting, especially when the Lug was around.

    “I was hoping to get in there and talk to Claudia. I thought things might at last have worked out in our favor. I thought maybe Claudia was reasonable. But it only looks like she is preparing for a battle. I should have known.” She at with her back to a tree. Jared was happy to join her.

   

Reading between the Lines Movie Reviews:

--Get Out starring Daniel Kaluuya is loved by critics and gets good ratings from audiences. It’s hard to classify: Is it a horror movie or a comedy or a social critique. Actually, it is a social critique masquerading as a horror film where the horror seems to be a black man navigating among white people and suggested racism in a kind of “Guess who’s coming to dinner with monsters” mode. But I this a horror story/Comedy designed to make a point about racism. What’s new.

--The Girl with all the Gifts is an upscale Zombie film. People called the “Hungries” ae infected with the urge to eat human flesh. There is however a group of children who have been experimented upon who have the urge but don’t do it. An exceptional child is Melanie who must find out who she is and why she is so critical to the salvation of the world. The school for children is attacked and over run, but she escapes with s teacher and military protector and the race is on. 

--My Life as a Zuchinni is a heartwarming animated film about an orphaned boy who through friends and help is able to learn love and trust. It’s about the resilience of the human heart. Everybody seems to like it.

The Answer:

Judith Exner and Mimi Alford were a few of JFK’s dalliances when Marilyn Monroe was out with Joe D; Fannie Foxe Jumped ina water fountain with Wilbur Mills; Fawn Hall was Ollie North’s favorite secretary; Elizabeth Ray was too much for Wayne Hayes career; Donna Rice was found on the boat “Monkey Business with Gary “Follow me anywhere” Hart, Charles Robb denied Tai Collins, but he got caught too; Steve Gobie loved the way roommate Barney Frank fixed his parking tickets and allowed him to run his escort service out of their apartment; In the any woman that walked department it could be Robert Parkwood, but the real champ according to insiders was Edward Kennedy. Poor guys and gals in Congress and in the White House – there’s a lot of stress in politics.

Betting odds on the Oscars: Top two are La La at 1-5 and Moonlight at 6-1.  LaLa’s Damian Chazelle is the heavy fave for best director and Moonlight and Lion are the faes for Writing. Casey Affleck and Denzel are strong faves for Best Actor. Emma Stone looks like a she-in for Actress. There is a tight race for Best supporting actor between Mahershal Ali Moonlight and Dev Patel in Lion with Ali probably getting the statue. Viola Davis looks like far and away the favorite to win against for best supporting.

Have a just unbelievable perfect weekend…E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y!!