Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Monday, May 9, 2016

It’s never about facts, just terminology.



Today's Tids Issue 3,590
Opening Stuff:

I promise from my heart that after this first morning of the week, I will relent and stop talking about politics. Your favorite morning mess will be all about love and romance, adventure and funny stuff. But A Tidster has a moral commitment to do his job…

This political situation is a real mess. If you listen to all of the various factions, it almost seems possible that we could have four candidates for the November election – Bernie, The Hill, Trumpster and the Repub more conservative, establishment nominee. Hillary is a terrible choice to be the face of these United States, and we have no idea about what she will do if president because she says whatever needs to be said to get votes. I hear people say that they try to warm up to Trump now that he appears the likely candidate, and then he tweets something dumber than that of a pro athlete. The Dems at many levels have already begun throwing Trump’s own discouraging words back at him. The visceral insults of Trump are perhaps more imbedded in the minds of people than the exaggerations, misdeeds, ineptitude and arrogance of Hillary…and much harder to overcome. Maybe Donald should stand up and wave his hands and say, “What difference does it make, anyhow!”

One of the best pieces of advice a person can get is this: When you are angry wait a day before you do something stupid. It’s always has been true and even more so today when you can tweet away your character in a second. So when you feel a need for vindication, don’t throw a stone though a window or slug a car with a sledge or write a scathing email. Just sit back for a while and cool off, or wait until the alcohol wears away.

If the Supreme Court is made up of the greatest legal minds in America, how come they are so singularly minded about one ideology over another.

I was reminded of the so-called generational gap by baseball.  People for years have measured players performance by batting average, Now the key is OPS, which is a combination of two stats – “On base Percentage” and “Slugging percentage.“  Now what makes this interesting is that I heard members of a younger generation saying they have adopted the new term to some degree as a way to distinguish fading old people from themselves, the energetic young. People are always creating new ways to say the same ting just to distinguish their professions of cultural status.  

The Question:
Who is Amy Heckerling? Bonus: What was the name of the person who invented Coca Cola? Who invented the self wringing mop? Super Bonus: Which states have had the most politicians “Convicted” of crimes since the end of 2009?

The Headlines:
--Stock Futures Up.
--Canadian Firefighters Gain Hope As Cooler Weather, Rain Arrives.
--Pentagon: US Troops Confused Over Afghan Mission.
--NK Says It will Only Use Nukes To Respond To Aggression.
--Palin Raps Ryan For Nixing Trump.
--New Muslim London Mayor Blasts Trump Tactics During First Official Public Appearance.
--Riots IN Greece As Country Leaders Institute More Cuts Trying To Gain Favors With EU Bailout Decisions Makers

Newspaper obituary writers are always on deadline.

Didn’t you love the way the media jumped upon the idea of the “Gap” year after High School. The media tried to excuse the Obama daughter’s “gap” as not just a vacation for the wealthy, but a way all kids could save for college while gaining maturity. Actually, up to the 1960’s we had a great Gap year program – “The Draft”. Kids were really mature and ready for the responsibility of college after 2-3 years in the military.

Rebuilding America in Pink, Department:
Ok for starters, to get elected Trump has to find 8 to 9 times as many rabid fans as those who voted for him in primaries. How deep does rabid go. It certainly doesn’t seem apparent at all among true conservatives and many old time Republicans. Women, hispanics and Muslims have no love for the man. Yet the fact remains that a USA under The Hill will perpetuate Obamaism, The unworkable Affordable Care Act and assure the liberalization of the Supreme Court.

If that is not enough consider the rumor that a Hillary VP candidate might be Obama Housing Secretary Julian Castro who would implement an old Obama objective of reallocating funding for Section 8 Housing “to punish suburbs for being too white and too wealthy.” The scheme involves issuing super sized vouchers which would allow the urban poor to afford higher rents in Pricey areas. It would assign to the poor government real estate agents called “Mobility Counselor’s” to help them secure housing. This is a real situation that could occur as early as November. The reboot of this scheme (Officially named by HUD as SAFMR --  Small Area Fair Market Rents) that had earlier been implemented in Dallas and Dubuque where the only measurable result has been an increase in suburban and exurban crime. Bill Clinton put a similar program in place and the only thing they could say after 15 years was that it bombed. And with a Hillary libreral court in place, schemes like tis would be affirmed! Stow that in your “Anybody but Hillary war chest).

Hi, I’m your local government real estate agent, and my client loves your home.

I love the headline that says, “Locally grown foods may be a better idea than Organic,” which tends to preempt the possibility that what we have been happily eating for years is just fine…cheaper and tastier.

Most people are acquiescing to the fact that the upcoming presidential race is looking more and more like a true TV reality show. As one political cartoonist says, “I can handle that as long as we are not seeing Hillary and Donald nude. Zowie!

Having a diverse population can be both a curse and an advantage. Former one dimensional European countries that had strength through nationalistic unity are beginning to see the societal effects and inefficiencies of cultural interruption. These societies that had positive directions have become a little confused. Now, in Asia, it appears that diversity is a long way off. Korea is Koreans, China is Chinese and Japan is Japanese. Will their singularity of race be more efficient and directed, or less creative because of little outside influence? Oh, wait, they steal good Ideas regularly. No problem.

Two words that define the dangers of uncontrolled government spending: Greece and Puerto Rico. And you thought I was going to say Rhode island.

Does diversity mean having a culture that includes Kardashians and decent people.

Up in Duxbury Mass, one of the prettiest towns in all of America, te citizens were aghast at the High School scandal where kids sent nude (“Non-criminal”) pictures of themselves to “Dropbox”. The principal in a lengthy statement said that this is the kind of irresponsibility that is being fostered by new cultural icons like the Kardashians. We have to start teaching kids about ambitions and life objectives different than those foisted upon them by some of the entertainment industry..

(Many of you probably have no idea about what this “Parking Lot” thing is all about. It is the fifth full novel to be serialized in your daily Tids. It is at about 47,000 words now and needs about 20,000 more to get to Novel heft. Synopsis: It is a tale of today and the early heritage of a town called Sakonnet (Like today’s Tiverton RI). It’s about an older man, a writer, sitting comfortably in his down condo contemplating a TV series based on what happens to people leaving their cars over night in the parking lot below his window. While musing he see a young woman running, being chased by a large angry man, who catches her and sends her sprawling. Out hero runs downstairs to confront the monster and is whacked by a 2x4. He is sucked into the woman’s story and we begin a tale about land ownership that swings between the late 1600’s and the present days. Its really about two families from the Plymouth plantation who have moved west to RI and there ownership of land, then and today. It is about the original native Americans including King Phillip and his family. The smart and adventurous woman representing one family is the ancestor of  one Plymouth family son and a Wampanoag princess. The battle today is for the same lands that divided them 300 years earlier, and the murderous factions who want to control it now.)

The Parking Lot will resume tomorrow, along with the non-political Tids!

The Answer:
Amy Heckerling is a writer director who early in life only wanted to be an artist/writer for Mad Magazine. But she is somebody who though many may not have heard of, have probably seen her movies like Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Johnny Dangerously (A favorite of mine), Look Who’s Talking, National Lampoon’s European Vacation, Clueless and among many more, Into The Night. Bonus: In 1886 a Pharmacist in Atlanta named John Pemberton invented Coca Cola. I suspect healthy food revisionists will want to tear down any statues erected to honor his contribution to the economy and happiness of people. Of course you knew who invented the self wringing mop, because you saw the movie Joy. But did you know her last name was Morgano. Super Bonus: Most here would say we RI have to be number one, and we certainly have our share of sleeze, but only one conviction (Fox) which puts us on the bottom of bad. New York and Pennsylvania are far and away the leaders, each with a wopping 18 convictions of State level operatives. Yikes! Ohio is next with 7. Massachusetts has 4. There are 12 states with 3 – Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Illinois, Maryland, New Jersey, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Virginia and DC. 14 states had none – Utah, Wyoming, Idaho, Washington, The Dakotas, Nebraska, Vermont, Minnesota, Delaware, West Virginia, Hawaii, Montana, Alaska. Oregon and Nevada(??).

Send flowers to your local state representative, and thank him or her for not being arrested. It’s only the right thing to do.

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