So, when do they put on the big red noses?

Today's Tids Issue 3,541

Opening Stuff:

Yikes! The proverbial winds of March are upon us and the big question is – will they be ill or brisk with promise. For, it is sure that the Nominees for both parties will be in control by the end of this month that heralds the coming of spring. It might be wise to disassociate from the electioneering and celebrate a frisky and rapturous happy St. Pats day all month long. And, if that doesn’t suit you, eat Zapoles and wallow in those creamy delights. So March coming out of Winter’s February is always very good, a hopeful month… except when it sucks.  Be prepared.

This is the big day for politicos. Hill should tear through the South and Bernie has chances in Liberal Minn, Colorado, Mass and few others. As long as Cruz and Rubio keep splitting what’s left after DT, Trump looks like the can’t lose candidate. Unfortunately this mess has come down to the battle of the comic script writers, and it lowers everything down to Trump histrionics. So is their really a winner here?

If because of leap year yesterday was “Non-Day”, then today must be surely “Toothday”, because I know three people from diverse areas having teeth pulled today. Know anybody getting married tomorrow?

I’m really beginning to dislike all of these Hispanics roaming around town here. Mainly it’s because many of them apparently with their friend’s approval are wearing Ya, Ya, Ya…(Well, you know who I mean)…caps. Then as I‘m walking along after that revelation, I’m thinking, hey…Donald Trump is Ya, Ya, Ya. Do we really want creeping Ya, Ya, Ya…(WYLWIM)…ism in the USA?

The Question:

Think you are feeling older. Think about some of your favorite cartoon characters. How old do you think these funny friends are, Mickey and Minnie, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Tom and Jerry, Tweety Bird and Sylvester, Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote, Porky Pig, Goofy And Bugs Bunny.

The Headlines:

--America Turns Its Eyes To Polling Places.

--Dow Up Strongly In Morning Trading, 225 At 11:30; Crude Rebounds.

--Latest Hillary Emails Reveal Fears Of Ambassador Chris Stevens Who Killed Libya.

--Tom Brady Signs 4 Year Deal With Patriots.

--Mitch McConnell To Meet With 0-Man On Justice Appointment.

--Russia Wants Syria-Turkey Border Closed.

--ISIS Executing Their Own As Desertion Becomes Problem.

When I watch these New England States trying to get the jump on one another on which will come out tops in gambling, I can only think of the 1785-1805 Barbary Coast in North Africa when the states there vied to become the most proficient in piracy. What hast global economics wrough?

Actually, after thinking about it, the Oscars are a reflection of this national guilt which some think this US society is supposed to have. And the elite celebrity stratum probably feels more guilt than most as they traipse around supporting world causes in Gucci gowns. What I’m thinking is they in their “heartfelt” acceptance sermons are trying to transfer their angst to the guiltless hard working people.

RI is one of the top ten states in percentage of Hispanics in the population. You know what that means for bitter cold northern states don’t you -- Our welfare programs are far too liberal. And we  have established a forget all crimes sanctuary city. Now, that is criminal.

By the way, I feel no guilt over the alleged sins of our forefathers. Besides, I live near a sanctuary city.

My guess is that Trump thinks, Hey, KKK people have to vote for somebody.

And The Hill is probably thinking the same about black gangs in big cities.

Then I listen to Hillary screech and I think, maybe the comedians are better after all.

You know what’s nice in the middle of all of the political screaming and cantankerous tedious Oscars…the return of very enjoyable family time -- The Voice. It was there last night and It was a pleasant two hours with good music, affable judges and devoid of crassness. You tend to sit there with a smile on your face. There’s little entertainment these days that lets you do that without interruption. I won’t get into program details or performer names yet, but there were several excellent singers at last night’s opener.

On a similar thought, the number one golfer in the World, Jordan Spieth was up at Brown U last night rootin’ for his brother the basketball player. He was just a crazy rambunctious kid sitting in the middle of student fans yellin’ like hell. No pretense, faux pomposity. Just a boy doing what boys have always done.

Do you know what really makes me mad? People who think it is a good idea to let Illegal immigrants vote. I’m seeing plenty of Hispanic immigrants rallying behind candidates who are against Illegal shenanigans because they themselves did everything by the book and work hard to be contributing citizens.

The Answer:

Ok, Mickey and Minnie are 87. They are really hobbling. The rest: Donald – 81, Daisy – 75, Tom and Jerry – 75, Tweety and Sylvester – 73, Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner – 66 (Road walker?), Porky – 8, Goofy – 83 and Bugs 77.

Easter is coming. Something to think about as we try to survive in the human side of the world around us: http://www.andiesisle.com/magnificent.html