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Today's Tids Issue 3,300!

Opening Stuff:

 

A beautiful memory begins with a beautiful moment, that never ends.

 

One of the funnier comments in the Post Hillary self-flagellation yesterday was by Gutfeld who said: “Isn’t it interesting that both Bill and Hillary like private servers.”

 

The stock market is making me nervous. In which direction does it have a better chance of moving?

 

There seems to be anong average Americans a growing disconnect between the oncept of borrowing money and paying it back. In recent times more and more home owners and students seem to be dismayed when they get bills for money they committed themselves to return with interest. And they government seems to be perpetrating the idea that the lenders are mean and conniving, and that they will help people find a way to renege or pay less..

 

The Question:

Getting nervous over reports about crime in the streets? Actually many cities are safer than ever. Name the 10 safest cities in the world.

 

The Headlines:

--Eleven US Soldiers Die In California Helicopter Crash.

--Hill Says It’s Inconvenient To Carry Two Smart Phones.

--Jury Says Pharrell Williams And Robin Thick Hit Song Blurred Lines Ripped Off Marvin Gaye’s Music; Duo To Pay Gaye Family $7.4 Mill.

--Iraqi Soldiers Said To have Entered Ticrit; Egypt Says It Will Join In Against ISIS..

--DC NAACP Pushing Back Against Hispanics Who Want Non-English Speakers In Two City High Schools; Says It Goes Against Brown Vs. BoE Ruling Against Separate But Equal Schools.

--Obama Says He Heard Of Hillary’s Unique Email System On the News.

--Tids Hits Mini-Milestone Today Of 3,300 Issues.

 

Isn’t it interesting that in the north in the Winter you go out and start your car to heat it up and in the south you go out to your car to cool it down. But it feels exactly the same when you ride in it. Think of the money you could save if instead of paying for expensive vacations you just went out and sat I your car.

 

The Pats have already lost two of their Superbowl heroes, Revis and Vereen. Maybe Julius Edelman can also assume the third down backfield role too!.

 

Somebody has come up with a map that shows what each state is best at. For instabce, RI has the lowest energy consumption per capita (That’s because many of the citizens on Government pensions are in Fla for the Winter). Surprisingly, Penn is number one in revenue from Casinos (Pa has casinos?). Louisiana has the most native citizens and Illinois has the most units of local government. More people go to libraries in Ohio and South Carolinians are most polite. In Montana, cats live longer while in Cal the most babies are breastfed. Utah is most charitable and Oregon has the most craft breweries. West Virginia has the highest Home ownership rate And then there is North Dakota which is said to have the largest penises! Yikes Who did that research? Check out your own state: http://l.yimg.com/dh/ap/default/150309/tmg-slideshow_xl.jpg

 

Phil Jackson is proving that you need a superstar player to be a genius.

 

The USGS (United States Geological Society has just put California on notice saying there is a 99% chance that there will be a major earthquake in 30 years. Nervous yet? It could be a time for panic, but I won’t be around when the displaced Californians start streaming into Rhode Island.

 

Did you see where NYC has just approved two Muslim Holidays as official, which would close schools and gov offices. I wonder if gays will want to march in the Muslim day parade?

 

The reason the srock market unnerves me is that it appears to be near a peak. Logic says they it will be tougher to stuff increases into thie bloated beast. Couple that with sideliners becoming more anxious to nail the profits for good, and observe the possible scramble in comfort. But, many of the sages on Clueless Lane are not ready to give up, and now look at four sectors reporting earnings above estimates in the last go-around – Information Technology, Health Care, Industrials and Consumer Discretionary (Media, Retail, Travel and Ent). If they can digest the forthcoming rate increase without too many Tums, we may be able to slide into a stable period again. But, the question continues to remain – How much higher can it go? And how fragile will it become as it nears new, unheard of peaks? The real scary part is that I don’t believe anybody really knows.

 

The Answer:

#10 is NYC. 9 is Melbourne Australia. Counting down to #1 we have Toronto, Zurich, Sidney, Amsterdam, Stockholm, Osaka Japan, Singapore and #1 Tokyo. Pack your bags, but avoid Malaysia Airlines.

 

So Hill is not releasing 30,000, count em’ 30K personal emails, which she says were primarily about Yoga, The Wedding and Parents Funeral. (Notice emotional tugs). Okay let’s say she has another thousand of Bill reprimands in there, 30,000 is still a helluva lot of emails about personal stuff. Is this the kind of employee you want working in your company or organization. Think about how inefficient the Government would be if everybody was sending 30,000 personal emails. Hey…wait a minute… thee government is already inefficient. Maybe emails is the reason.

 

Love your day every body, and find a new beautiful memory.