Life’s comfort.

Today's Tids Issue 3,864

For Special Places in your mind:

Images of beauty you never forget; treasures of life intrinsic, not born but assimilated. You were and then you became anew. Images fleeting, yet inured. Goodness, beauty and character you have seen and felt, become a part of your being; it never leaves; a comfort a courage to be called upon in quiet moments. Sitting by a quiet, rippling stream reflecting on images seared within. You smile, and feel a twinge in your heart.

Sometimes you have drift away from the harangues of the day. We all have something inside that bring us to special places we would rather be.

They are rewriting history again. Yesterday in New Orleans they removed the statue of Jefferson Davis. Russia said they will take it because they are very good at blinding their people to the past. NK says it is planning to fight them for it.

I’m not perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.

The Question:

Hollywood directors of faith based films want to be declassified from the “Religious” category saying their work is about essence of mainstream life. Well, at least they should be as much as a weekend of debauchery in Las Vegas. In fact, the faith based films are consistently among the highest grossing of them all. Name the top five “Religious” themed films of the past year?

The Headlines:

--Stocks Drifting On Mixed Bag Of News: Retail Gets Positive Shot From Kohls, But Misses Big On Macy’s Huge Loss; Snap Losses Mount, Revenues Drop, Stock Plunges; Boeing Suspends 737 Max Due To Engine Problems; Aetna To Pull Completely Out Of ACA Exchanges By 2018; Unemployment Claims Down; Oil Prices Up..

--Trump Considering Walk Over To FBI HQ For Comforting Chat.

--EU Court Rules That Uber Is A Transportation Firm Requiring a Taxi-Like License To Operate.

--Russian In Moscow Found Guilty Of Religious Hatred For Playing Pokemon Go In Renowned Orthodox Church.

--NK’s Kim Demands that US and SK Had Over All Participants Plotting His Assassination.

--US Tells Turkey They Are With Them As An Ally.

--CIA Opens Secret, Covert Facility To Fucus Solely On North Korea; Nobody Can Find It.

There could have been some real news today instead of more repetition, if the media weren’t so single, close-minded. Sensing Trump’s blood in the water the journalistic lemmings relentlessly queried the two highest ranking Russian diplomats about their view of the Comey firing. What an opportunity missed. They could have been delving into the Russians more knowledgeable views on the status of places like Ukraine, Turkey and yes, Syria, which if I remember correctly, was the mania of one of their last feeding frenzies. Yeah, right, protect the press. Useless.

Yesterday I used the word “Sacrosanct” when I meant to say “Sanctimonious.” Just in case you left yesterday’s Tids confounded.

If you can’t live with reality, hiding from it will only make the next life encounter that more confusing.

When you meet God and then he sneezes, what do you say?

You have to know that all these “Nixonian” pronouncements are the crux of the latest Dem, emergency talking Points. Proof: The Nixon comparison was the first post-Comey firing utterance from RI’s Senator Jack Reed, who has never had an original thought in his life.

Uber may becoming back down to earth, or at least having to operate with in some basic laws they have pompously flaunted. What’s next? Taxi cabs with apps. That doesn’t sound too hard. BTW, Block Island RI has banned Uber.

Golf balls are longer. Clubs have been redesigned to hit longer balls further. But, there is just so much room on existing golf courses to put holes out of reach for the big guns. So, what can you anticipate for future tournaments – shorter, trickier holes. Expect to see one or two this week at The Players Championship, which just happens to be one of the best tournaments of the year, with just about every single great world player in attendance. I’ll be watching to see how they respond to a couple of holes. Oh, wait – it‘s Mothers Day. Maybe I won’t be watching.

Don’t forget, if you never sin God died for nothing.

Nancy Lala-Pelosi is having lots of fun sniping at anything republican, but she should be watching her back, and her so-called pals, Apparently a Sanders acolyte Stephen Jaffe is the latest addition to ta list of dems who want to Topple the Queen. He will represent the Sanders message to “Miss Lube Rack of 1955” hometown very liberal district in SF.

Hey, think about if Hillary had won and all of the crass, late night Conservative comedians went after her. Oh, what…there are no crass, late night conservative comedians? So, I guess that brings us to Plan “B”, the Tids.

Actually, Lala’s remarks are most always so off the charts that they even make Trump look good. Maybe we should keep her there.

Why doesn’t God answer your email? He’s more into Knee-mail.

There is no truth to the rumor that The NY Times venerable slogan “All the news that’s fit to print>” will be replaced by “If it ain’t anti-Trump, it ain’t news.” RI Senator Jack Reed thought of that.

AAA is predicting huge auto travel for the summer They are asking drivers to prepared for possible problems by carrying an extra set of keys, phone charger, first aid kit and jumper cables. The Tids is warning people in their comfortable homes to be studying backroads’ around tourist traffic and to be prepared to look both ways on one-way streets. Expect the unexpectable.

If God really made everything, he’s Chinese, right?

The Answer:

 Recently, producers have been tapping into what is in the faithful hearts of millions of Americans. The top film with $611.9 Million is “The Passion of Christ”. After that we have “Hacksaw Ridge” at $175.3 Mil, “Heaven is for Real” at $10i.3 M. Th rest frothis eyar all pulling in over $45M are :The Shacks”, :Miracles form Heaven”, “Son of God”, “War Room”, the popular “God’s Not Dead”, “Soul Surfer”, “The Nativity Story” and “Risen. There are several more for the past year that pulled in substantial millions too.

All of the Gods are not in Washington and Late Night TV. They just think they are.

Why is it when you talk to God it is called praying. Whenever God talks to me, it’s called schitzophrenia.

Sense the beauty and love your life.