They’re dropping like flies.

Today's Tids Issue 4,049

For Tradition:

Say it ain’t so, Chief Wahoo.

People who hate, generally disassemble to stupidity.

The future of Technology could be a homogeneous world. How dreadful. How gray. But it won’t be grey if AI autos get their way – it will be white and silver. Yes, Autodriving schemes see white and silver better than colors or blacks. Except of course, I would expect, when there are snow banks! How about black cars for winter and white cars for the rest of the year. How totalitarian!

The Question:

The Patriots have won five super bowls. Two other teams have won five and another six. Who are they? Bonus: New York is the second most “HashTagged” city in the world. Which city is first?

The Headlines:

--President Could Have Big Night Tonight If He Achieves A Little Humility; President Expected To Offer Dems Deal In Speech.

--Stocks Set To Open Lower; Aetna Profit Up 75%.

--GOP House Votes To Release Supposed Shocking Memo.

--CIA Says China As Big A Threat To US As Russia.

--Ingram Kenprad, Founder of Ikea Dead At 90

You may have heard about the Boston sports show talk guy who insulted Tom Brady’s 5year old kid for basically being a five year old kid. Well, this guy has been annoying me since he set foot on that radio stage. He is a typical “poke-you-in your-eye” to get attention kind of kid, One of those new millennials who thinks he has all the a answers – no info form experience accepted, please. Although, he wouldn’t say please. Is used to listen to that station, WEEI, all of the time, until the last year when they brought in a lot of the new wave announcers to get edgy. What the have become is egotistical self-serving and tedious. Boring. Count me out.

Next year I would like to see the Grammies show opposite to the Crammies –The Christian Religious Aesthetic Musical Melodies awards. That would be quite the contrast, and a very nice retreat form the absurd and repetitious music.

Did you hear about the woman who was itching to get to the flea market?

Do you realize that many of the more successful young financial geniuses have never experienced an economy with rising interest rates, and the adjustments that must be made to accommodate them. Could the next panic be based on successful brokers being flummoxed by old time reality? Stranger things have happened on Wall Street.

The headlines following the Grammies used to be like, “The songs were beautiful and the performers magnificent. Today they are, “The politics were raw, the self-righteous raving mad.” 

There are also huge groups of serious women marching to support the lives of babies in the womb, just in case you missed seeing where that was hailed on the nightly news broadcasts.

I hear the cost of down is up.

Transportation Companies Have ordered a record setting $200 Billion In Large Trucks. Do you think they may be seeing a continuation of a strong economy?

The Answer:

San Fran and Dallas have also won 5 Super Bowls. Pittsburgh is the leader with 6, a number that NE hopes to get to next Sunday. Bonus: London is now the leading “HashTagged” city I the world. I know. I don’t care either.

The endless, mindless SB Stories have just begun, and I am already out of my mind waiting.

Will there be any grand old institutions remaining in the USA by 2025?

Have to rush!

Thanks for your patience. But, I would think otherwise of Tids readers. How else could they have ever survived day after day reading this mess.