Today's Tids Issue
4,100
For De-Fogging:
This
morning, my heart began pumping a bit faster as my
fingers began thumping. I was listening to Puccini’s Un tal baccani in chiesa.
Let’s hope it all doesn’t go downhill from here.
There
is nothing that awakens disgust in my heart as much as
when I see poor, hopeless addicts, huddling in masses, crawling on streets,
craving their poison delivered by the cruelest humans on earth -- dealers. I
see reports of all kinds of social groups who, for instance, try to make drug
delivery “safer”. That’s it? – we give up on you and only want you to not die from
bad needles and fake drugs. Yet we know America has had incredible success creating
prescriptions to end diseases once thought impossible to cure. I’m sure
somewhere, somebody is working on a way to end the eternal damnation of never
ending craving. At least I hope we are looking for an anti-addiction drug.
Maybe if I was smarter and younger, that would be my career. Little disturbs me
more than seeing these downtrodden and an only solution being to make the
horror more comfortable; to be relegated forever to unquenchable thirst.
There
are many things that are obvious and inevitable, but
you can always find a person or a group that will disagree 180 degrees. Some
will say it is good to have opposing opinions. I say many of these arguments
are a waste of time and entirely unproductive.
When
you are in love, everything looks perfect.
I
saw an ad for burial plots, but I thought to myself that’s
the last thing I need.
I
made an error Friday that may have confused you. I said I
would look forward to the Mattis tell-all book now that he is out. I’m sure I
scared some of you who may have thought that the Secretary of Defense had also
left the Admin. I meant NSA Chief McMaster…and I would definitely be interested
in his observations of National Security, and the internal conflicts.
The
Question:
Hillary Clinton forgot about Nascar country, but the
Tids doesn’t. Name the top five Nascar racing teams?
The
Headlines:
--Dow Opens Higher; Street Overcoming Trade Far
fears.
--North Korea Says Kim Will meet US To Talk Of
De-Nuclearization.
--China Adds Radar And Communications Jamming
Technology To Their South China Sea Installations.
--Trump Says China Will Do The Right Thing And
Tariff War Should Not be A Concern.
--Patrick Reed Never Falters Winning Masters By A
Stroke; New Champ Beats Back Strong Finishes By Fowler And Spieth.
--Repubs Focusing On Senate As they see House Slipping
Away; Fla’s Gov Scott To Run For Senate; House Repubs McCarthy And Scalise
Hinting At Running For Ryan Post.
--Syria Regime Denies Gas Attack That Killed Scores
Of People In Damascus; Macron On Hot Seat After Declaring Gas His Line In the Sand.
--Deadly Airstrike Hits An Assad Air Base Near
Syria; Russia Blames Israel.
--Kimmel Goes Overboard In Jokes About Melania And
Her Accent; Conservatives Want Him Fired; Conservative Jokesters Would Have
Been Crucified By Left Media If They Went After Michelle.
--Man KiIled, Two Injured In Trump Tower 58th
Floor Fire; President Says, “Well Built Building”.
One
of the truly unique characteristics of little Rhode Island
is that you could always find reclusive rural areas all over the place. Within
short minutes, you could go from a liberal elite urban life to real American
country scenes and folk. You could feel far away, comfortable, as though you
were in Northern Maine, Vermont or Dakota. But now while walking aimlessly,
looking for the mind cleansing untouched acres, you are more apt to come across
a solar panel farm. It is an industrial behemoth in the midst of an environmental
wonderland. How do liberals reconcile the contradiction? I guess they just lie
to themselves. So, what’s new?
The
Philadelphia Sixers look like the hottest team in the NBA
East (14 wins in a row). Boston is a shell of its season opening team, and
Cleveland doesn’t seem to have the package Labron needs behind him. Toronto is
solid, But I’m watching Philly. Maybe they were inspired by Villanova.
Just
in case you are looking for a new Derby Day bonnet, you
should know that the early favorite is a horse named “Justify”.
I
would always vote for funds to stop drug trafficking.
Listening
to the radio, I’m hearing the left trying to create a
theory that their beloved Teddy was not in the car when Mary Jo herself drove
off the Chappaquiddick bridge. I’m sure they figure that their devoted youthful
followers, who know next to nothing of what actually happened 40 years ago,
will quickly adhere to the “New Truth”, creating songs of glee and comforting
kumbaya’s in lemming land.
I
always thought that a Ka-Rotted artery was a deteriorating
vessel condition. Then I learned carotid is the name of an artery in the neck.
I was never much good at medical terminology. Maybe that’s why I never went
into addiction research.
What
are the Red Sox going to do now that they have to play somebody
other than Tampa Bay.
When
ET Finally got home, his mother said, “Where on Earth have
you been?”
On
weekends like this just past, I immerse myself 100%
in the Masters, so that everything else is pretty much irrelevant, from a leaky
faucet to the orgasmic clamoring of news people.
A
lot of people oppose, because that is what they do.
Sorry
to Burst your Balloon, Department:
The Town of New Shoreham RI, which is actually Block
Island a few Miles off our shore, has banned Balloons. You know,
happy-go-lucky, colorful, bouncy balloons. They say that they hurt sea
creatures. Has California bought RI?
I
hear that California is going to ban oxygen, saying
that it is a known fact that everybody who breathes it has died, on average,
after 80 years.
Often
when thinking out of the box, the result is
something entirely senseless, but acceptable to those who don’t agree with
anything reasonable.
There
are times when I grope for things to say in this
morning mess, and I’m sure they come across as weird and senseless. Sometimes,
though, groping moves me along to relevance.
Patrick
Reed
could win a lot more Major championship’s.
American
companies are built for growth, and today domestic and world
economic conditions are perfect for continuous expansion, except for one thing –
not enough skilled, reliable, responsible employees.
The
main reason for the push on marijuana legality is basically money,
not human improvement. They say that Pot is non-addictive, yet so many people
seem to become addicted to it.
The
Answer:
The top Nascar teams by value are Hendrick Motorsports,
Joe Gibbs Racing (No wonder he got out of coaching), Stewart Haas racing, Richard
Childress Racing, Team Penske, Roush Fenway racing, Chip Genassi Racing and
Front Row Motorsports. #1 Hendrick is worth $325 Million, and #8 Front Row is
$23 Million. Right now, Joe Gibbs and Penske are considered as the strongest racing
teams with drivers Denny Hamlin, Kyle Busch, Daniel Surez and Erik Jones,
Penske is hot on their tail with Brad Keselowski, Ryan Blaney and Joey Logano. Hendrick
has super newcomer Chase Elliot along with Jimmie Johnson, Alex Bowman and
William Bryon. Kevin Harvick heads the Stewart Haas team that also includes
Aric Almirola, Clint Bowyer and Kurt Busch.
Two
blonds were driving to Disneyland. The road sign said,
“Disneyland Left.” So, they started crying and went home.
We
have two opposing sides because more is about perception
than reality.
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