Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Hey, Mom! I made a daffodil out of snow!

Today's Tids Issue 3,050
Opening Stuff:
 
Aaaah! The first  day of spring, when a young man’s fancy turns to….the crack of a bat; diving heading, risking injury to life and limb, for a white leather covered ball. Could it be, there’s more. That the lads are trying to catch the eye of a pretty woman, sitting so beautifully in new, bright green grass, a tulip here, a daffodil there. Yes baseball is all about love, men and their daring do, to capture the heart of lady…playing on the other team! Life has changed.
 
Quicken wants more personal data than any reasonable private person should want to give away. This intrusion by an identity gobbler, all for a chance to win a billion dollars in a contest about picking a perfect slate of basketball games which is virtually an impossibility. But, they have your date forever.
 
The Question:
What are the ten signs of Spring?
 
The Headlines:
--Market Sellin’ After Hearin’ Yellen; Lower Unemployment Has Fed Thinking Higher Interest, Less Stimulus.
--Sattelite may Have Spotted Plane Debris Off Western Australia.
--Ukraine Troops Pack Up And Leave Crimea; US Says No To Military Action.
--al-Qaida Calls On Terrorist Affiliates To Detonate Car Bombs In Major US Cities.
--US May Hand Off Control Of Internet To International Body (No, Not Gesele Bundchen).
--Police Eye Sex Offender In Madelaine McCann case.
--Former Dem Chairman Robert Strauss Dies.
--Congress Wrestling With Fate Of Debt Ridden US Post Office.
 
My golf ball stock is looking pathetic. I may have to break down and buy some new one’s. As one golfing partner told me, “Dick, golf balls don’t come from under twigs; golf balls come in shiny boxes. Ahh, change.
 
The Rhode Island Symphony is in my amateur eyes an excellent orchestra, rich in sound and beautifully directed by Larry Rachleff and Number two Francisco Noya. This weekend’s feature piece is Tchaikovsky’s Sixth. So, if I go, am I anti-American?
 
Have US government agencies grown so big and complex that they are in fact determining what works and what doesn’t in the country. The EPA has certainly wrought pain upon many a hard working American. In one case, a man named John Beale, now in prison for impersonating a CIA officer, wrote much of the current regulatory approach dubbed the “EPA Playbook”. He wrote the rules so drastic to many on the simple Machiavellian principle, “the end justifies the means”. Not entirely on scientific research nor with consideration to the agony of US people. He had a na attitude of “Tough nuggies”, I like environmental restrictions. One of the problems was that the EPA was to big to notice. Is this a problem throughout suffocating big Government? Can you say IRS.
 
The good news is that Putin is smart enough to know that Russia is not strong enough to go to war with the rest of the world. A China union, a possibility, would be formidable, but China is more interested in conquering through economic power.
 
Want to see what political cartoonists from round the world are thinking about the Ukraine crisis. It’s not all about the USA, as you may have thought looking at the news and headlines.
 
“Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.”
 
You got to love the Gold hawkers on TV, not unlike many conmen, scaring the bejesus out of stockholding folks, offering a safe haven of gold ownership. Yes steady, safe gold which crashed and burned in 2013, and now many producers world wide are reducing production for 2014, as prices are considered unpredictable.  Gold I, though, a little bit better than predicting a perfect “Bracket”.
 
One of the more interesting companies to watch is Sonos, a potential huge threat to gold standards in  the sound business like Bose and Samsung. It appears, Sonos is making big gains in technology for wireless speaker sound systems. This could be their entry in to taking away market share form the leaders in the more standard products. Except of course, the Wave radio. Audiophiles are taking notice.
 
I’m guessing that President Obama’s secret post election plan wasn’t so hot.
 
I have to say that most of the American Idol final ten just can’t sing, and the judges are bewildered because they see it too. In addition, few of them have personalities worthy of investing my emotions. The bottom three should be CJ, MK and Dexter who sucked the life out of Florida Georgia Line’s Cruise. CJ is always out of tune but people like his personality. MK was uninspired and messed up too. Her personality is hard to see. She goes. I’d comment on the others but I wasn’t moved by any of them despite raves by judges. Hey, they have to rave for somebody. The show must go on..
 
Over in big red chair land, I’m enjoying the “Knock-out Round” duets, but have no real favorite yet. Seriously,. Maybe they need more country!.
 
The Answer:
#10 on the list is the melodies of the Tufted Titmouse, generally the first species of nature’s melodic birds. Next is the drumming of woodpeckers ---bam, bam ,bam, bam…!. For #8, look up for emerging red hawks soaring. While gazing you will begin to hear hoots of owls. Or are they morning doves? Looking into the forest you will see a significant hint of red as the maples start budding. #5 of the great signs of spring is the specter of duck flights in northern skies, of Ohio and Northeast. You will see Juncos leaving and begin to hear peepers in the background.. For number 2, all you have to do is go into your yard and sniff; aah, that aroma of Spring – a perfume unmatched by human manipulation consisting of equal parts rain and soil, grass and ozone.. #1 is the emergence of a lazy old woodchuck, working out the winter kinks, observing his domain, primping, standing quietly… waiting  for the lady woodchucks to appear,
 
Happy Spring everybody.

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