Today's Tids Issue 4.704
Buttering up:
Same days you just wake up sluggish, so that fighting to attain liveliness is like exercise. I need a nap.
FED Chair Powell said it simply this week, that the “fundamental fact” about the economy is keeping the virus in check. That’s about it.
The latest article about skin cancer in the Dermatological Journal got a pore review.
Latest from Loonyville, Department:
Th three major TV stations serving Rhode Island refused to accept a public service notice about their annual blood drive from the Knights of Columbus! Guess why? Yup. Because of their name association with you know who. Maybe the world is flat and commons sense is falling off the horizon.
Oldies but Punnies, Department:
--Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
--Big cities make haze while the sun shines.
The Question:
Who are considered the best TV dads of the 1990’s?
The Headlines:
--Nasdaq Expected to Soar; Dow Could Be Sluggish: Apple Announces 4-1 Split; Big 4 Tech Earnings Reports Blow Away Estimates; Personal Income Fell More Than Expected, Spending Rose More Than Exacted; Gov Bennies Rose To Offset Income Drop.
--Isaias Gaining Strengthens; Expected To Cross Bahamas As Cat 2, Then North To East Coast.
--Oregon Police Trying To Settle Down Ugly Nights In Portland; Feds Set To Phase Out.
--Trump, White House Pushing To Get One Week Extensions On $600 Deal; WH Breaks With McConnell Over “Liability Shield”.
--Dems, Repubs Jump On Prez For Suggesting Moving Election Day.
--Wife Of Brazil Prez Tests Positive For Covid; Prez Says He Has Mold On Lungs.
--UK To Delay Easing Covid Security Restrictions.
--US And Russia Trying To Negotiate Rules For Space Weapons.
--Ellen Begins Reputation Reclamation Process.
How about Fang! Actually, yesterday it was FAAG reporting earnings and revenue. Facebook, Apple, Amazon and Alphabet (Google) under fire the day before were on fire last evening reporting amazing revenue and solid income for a quarter that devasted an American economy. These companies, there associated partners and other techs are currently the bedrock of good jobs. The USA has not come to a halt.
Have you noticed that some modern chefs are dumping everything they can find on a once piece of fish? All fresh fish ever needs is a little salt, pepper, lemon and lots and lots of butter.
On some days, dreamers have trouble playing golf.
There is a little chorus arising from people that says all of these large uncontrolled gatherings of young people in this disease-ridden society probably will have little effect on almost all of them. But that’s not the point at all. They all fail to mention that the problem is really about which of those more vulnerable to the disease will be touched by them. It’s not a matter of taking way fun from the children. It’s about caring for others.
There’s an alternate theory to the stimulus delay squabble, and that is that people knowing that the $600 was coming to an end should be out their scrambling looking for a job. That may be a little too idealistic, or perhaps.
A doctor in Texas said yesterday that he is fighting two wars – one against a killer disease, the other against human stupidity.
Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “Learning the secret of life is everyday conquering some fear.” Lately I’m fearing the insidious creep of politics of the left. Some would want you to overcome it by denying it is happening.
Have you noticed lately that just about every TV program – adventure, drama, comedy, even sports -- seems to have at least one social or Political issue as a central theme? Whatever happened to entertainment.
Why are some 189-degree differences between humans accepted and understood, while other differences are like Chernobyl. You can’t go there.
This just in: “Trump might not accept the results of the 2020 election,” says movement that hasn’t accepted the results of the 2016 election.
So today we are ending a week and a month, but not a year, and I don’t see an apocalypse on the horizon. So, life is good.
If you add jelly to a door that’s ajar, you get a door jam. Yes, it is now time to end the Tids for the week. Where did that come from.
I have improved my margarine for error buy buttering up my critics. It’s a slippery slope.
The Answer:
Number one is Phillip Banks of the Fresh Prince of Belaire. Next is Toolman Tim Taylor, followed by Dan Conner, Carl Winslow, Danny Tanner, Al Bundy, Alan Matthews, Dr. Jason Seaver, Frank Lambert, Ray Barone, Coach Hayden Fox and Maxwell Sheffield.
Well, there you have it. Another Tids week. I figure that I have to write 296 more Tids to get to 5,000. That would be about 59.2 weeks from today bringing us September 20, 2021. Retirement! Nah. That would be like resigning from your heart.
Have a great weekend, E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y!!
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