Falling

 

Today's Tids Issue 5,013

It keeps on giving:

 

While summer seems to be quite frantic.

Doesn’t fall seem delightfully romantic.

As vivid colors glow.

And cooler breezes blow

Off of the cold Atlantic.

Where in country sides,

Bright red apples thrive.

And walking upon soft fields

Sipping what cider apples yield,

Touching the hand of your best girl

And you just feel so damn alive.

Yes, pretty autumn is that time

When loving hearts feel sublime.

 

A lot of people will be saying, Wow it is really warm for mid-October. I have seen Novembers warmer than this.

 

What’s the best time on a clock? 6:30, hands down.

 

Inflation is the new Boogie man arriving just in time to scare the hell of investors along with all the demons that normally have analysts screaming in the night. But somebody will discover a witches brew to quell the fears.

 

The Question:

What are the five best Hugh Jackman Roles that aren’t Wolverine?

 

The Headlines:

--Markets Struggle To Stay Positive In Mid-Morning Trading; Drifting Through Afternoon; Analysts Try to Sort Out Hosts of Potential Problems Like Inflation, Disappointing Euregions And Supply Chain Dormancy.

--Red Sox Oust Tampa Bay; Await Wier of Hoston/ChiSox For American League Championship.

--Coroner Says Gabby Petito Died By Stangulatio.

--Amazon Dropping Its Return To Office Plan.

--Matt Amodio Beaten; Florida Actor Jonathon Fisher Nips Researcher Jessica Stephens For Title Over Sluggish Appearing 38 Episode Champ

--FDA Says Modera Missed makig the Grade For Booster Approval.

 

Today is “National Freethought Day”. Who knew? The thoughts of Tids writer have always bee free.

 

I suffer from kleptomania. But I take something for it.

 

A New England Chicken Pie is always only crust, chicken and rich yummy gravy. Chicken Pot Pies are packed with peas, carrots ad other assorted veggies. Probably more today than in the past. The better chicken pies come with pint of delicious gravy. It’s important to know chicken pies.

 

John Gruden got out before he had tot grovel. Smart.

 

Kamala Harris Hired child actors for her “Spontaneous” moments on her NASA space video. Ad she still sounded like she was from another planet.

 

The good news is that consumers still want to sped.

 

Why did the monk refuse novocaine when he had his tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

 

The Answer:

#1 is Prisoners. It is followed by Les Miz, Kate and Leopold, The Foutain and Prestige.

 

I use the word “falling” to describe what ls good about the change of seasons. I say that people who are happy are falling. Falling is a positive state of mind.