Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Tuesday, August 9, 2022

The world became happy again

 


Today's Tids Issue 5,239 

We won:

 

 

Happy VJ Day, E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y! This is a state holiday here, the only state in the union that officially remembers, including Hawaii where is all started. The golf courses were packed this morn with state government employees who asked anybody who walked past, “Why am I not working today?" Isn’t it too bad how few people don’t remember. 

 

Remember when streaming meant sitting under a shady, leafy tree on a bank above rushing waters, and feeling the tension ooze away? Now you have to pay for it. 

 

You have to figure that the greatest tourism promotion in history is the one that would have people wanting to vacation in “Death Valley”. 

 

It’s tough getting a handle on the stock markets right now, but I am glad they are positive lately. But that doesn’t mean I have confidence for tomorrow. Maybe everybody in on Wall Street is biding time waiting for that always significant week after labor which generally produces good indicators, good or bad. 

 

A song about a tortilla is more of a wrap. 

 

The Question: 

Today is National CBD day. What does CBD stand for? 

 

The Headlines: 

--It’s A Yo-Yo Day For The Markets. 

--Senate Passes “Anti-inflation” Bill. 

--Bodies Appear As Lake Meade Recedes. 

--China Extends Military Drills Around Taiwan; Biden Concerned.

--Israel And Gaza Reach Ceasefire. 

 

 

Pro golfer Jon Daly arguing in behalf of the LIV tournament says the Arabian Prince is a really nice guy. The’s what little old ladies say about the con men who take their life savings.  

 

I walk into a room and say, Happy VJ Day everybody and they look at me strangely, like I am some kind of passe bigot. And all I am doing is remembering the culmination of a long arduous war fought against us by a brutal enemy. All I'm thinking is that the end of that bloody war thrilled a world of people who wanted peace. And that in the end free nations won; that in the end, all who gave their lives didn’t die in vain. 

 

I don’t quite understand the idea behind two life sentences. 

 

Tennis needs to find some heroes to replace the big three (maybe four with Murray) in men's tennis and several iconic women who are retiring or who just don’t have those legs anymore. 

 

If you think about it., a lot of those stimulus checks sent willy-nilly to Americans were saved and are now used for foreign travel.  

 

French Fries were originally cooked in Greece. 

 

Alex Jones, the guy who said the Newtown shootings were a hoax probably could have gotten off on an insanity defense.  

 

I expect that after that lawsuit basically against conspiratorial misinformation, will have a lot of people organizing to home in on a lot of nutty and shaky info mainly among politicians and some beyond the pale supporters. 

 

Maybe they should look into the name of a bill about climate change and more government spending promote to a gullible public as an anti-inflationary bill. Whata lark. 

 

And how about that scientist who showed us a picture of “Our nearest known star Proxima Centauri” as produced by the Webb telescope. And space aficionados went bananas. But they should have gone sausage. It turned out to be a close-up pic of Chorizo on a black background. What else are scientists showing us? 

 

If you were American when you went into the bathroom and American when you came out of the bathroom, what were you when you were in the bathroom? European!  

 

The Answer: 

In case you are unaware, CBD stands for Cannabidiol. A successful product made form Cannabis. And, now they have a day.  

 

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Oops! 



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