Synergy Works:

Today's Tids Issue 5,310 

Togetherness: 

 

 

I’m getting real tired of waking up each morning looking at red numbers on Wall Street. Couldn't they just add a little green, maybe, just for Christmas. Show they have a little heart; feeling the spirit. 

 

Just remember, a truly good pun is its own reword.  

 

Coffee Breaks are Productive, Department: 

A lot of employees love working at home. And for a while it looked like one of those newfangled concepts for running a business more efficiently. A win, win for company cost savings and employee comfort. But the money companies save will not pay for the loss of creativity that comes with employees bouncing ideas off each other. And the bonding that develops market power. 

 

Saturday is the day for Synonym rolls just like grammar used to make. 

 

Today’s hint for better living; 

Frying bacon in the nude could produce some very undesirable stimulant effects. 

 

The Question: 

Which country consumes the most Bacon. 

 

The Headlines: 

--Markets Retreat Before Weekend; New November Jobs Top Estimates At 263K; Unemployment Remains at Lowest Historic Levels. 

--Senate Joins in Vote to Stop Rail Strike; Does Not Give in to Workers 5 7 Sick Day Demand.; Prez Biden Signs Legislation to Avert Strike. 

--US-Mexico Border Crossings Back at Near Record Highs. 

--Georgia Walker-Warnock Senate Rerun Enters Final Weekend Before Tuesday Vote. 

--Enormous Waves Hit Cruise Ship Killing Two; Viking Polaris Was at Sea In Antarctica. 

--Kenye West Suspended Form Twitter After Posting Swastika.  

 

Practive safe text: use commas. 

 

Duh legal maneuver of the day: Alan Jones files for personal bankruptcy. 

 

Indonesia is expected to ban sex outside of marriage. Did you happen to notice that this comes after the G20 crowd left. 

 

I think it is about time we found peace in the Ukraine. Putin is demanding recognition of his annexations. With that he may be happy to go considering the way his backing at home is slipping. But any right-thinking Ukraine would never really want to give into that. So, that may be the new stalemate. It’s one of those immovable object things. 

 

We may have a couple of new Tids readers. How exciting is that! Well, maybe not for them. 

 

The Answer; 

Denmark is the bacon consumption champ. Good for them. 

 

Friday is short Tids Day. 

Thanks for listening. 

 

I knew a woman who owned a taser. She was stunning! Ouch. 

 

Have a great weekend, E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y!! 

 

 

 

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