Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Thursday, March 28, 2024

Crack, whack, rahhhhh.

 


Today's Tids Issue 5,484 

A kiss is not a kiss: 

 

MLB season in America opens officially today, but for Red Sox fans it is a nightmare. Yes, my beloved’s first game of the year begins at 10:00 at night on the West Coast. Is that any way for the schedulers to treat the East coast faithfully? Especially up here where we have been holding our breath, eager to find out what is beyond the headlines and "experts” opinions about our youth-based team. The mahoffs of big-league sports are beginning to lose their minds. That is what happens when they only see dollar signs and forget about the hearts of fans. Or maybe it is just an algorithm thing. Where there is no heart at all. 

 

Regardless of my woes, I will feel alive with the sound of cracks of bats and whacks in mitts. 

 

Let's hear it for Ron DeSantis who has stepped up to protect people's property rights over squatters. “We are putting an end to the squatters scam in Florida,” said Governor Ron DeSantis. “While other states are siding with the squatters, we are protecting property owners and punishing criminals looking to game the system.”  

 

I liked Joe Lieberman.  

 

The Question: 

Who were the people at the bottom of the Cross when Jesus died?? 

 

The Headlines: 

--Stocks Expected to Spurt Upward on Last Trading Day for Q1. 

--US Economic Growth for last Q Revised upward to Healthier 3.4% Rate.  

--Feds Say 17,000 Bridges in US could Collapse from one Hit.  

--UN Human Rights Chief says Gaza Starvation Could Amount to a War Crime. 

--Home Depot to But SRS Distribution for $18.25 Billion Deal; This is largest Acquisition ever For HD.  

--Sam Bankman-Fried Sentenced To 25 Years; Prosecutor Sought 40-60 Years.  

 

Meanwhile, Meghan Markel is expected to introduce her new Lifestyle Brand -- Americana Riviera Orchard. What in hell is that all about. It could become the only lifestyle brand endorsed by Trump. What a world we live in. Right Kate? 

 

There is no truth to the rumor that congress in the interest of fairness is proposing that Easter is on the Tuesday after Easter Sunday so the less fortunate can buy sale candy on Monday.  

 

One of the real pieces of collateral damage falling out from Climate hysteria is the thought that “Solar Developers" have been anointed to ripping asunder beautiful forests and desecrating rolling fields of daisies for the planting of solar short life panels.  I salute every town that voted against this incredibly inefficient and destructive way of producing alternative energy. 

 

Some Dems would probably call him Hoe Lieberman. It's sad when those who speak the truth can't be heard.  

 

There is something special about a kiss on the cheek, except on Holy Thursday.  

 

There is something particularly comfortable about quiet places like for instance some restaurants that have been around and pretty much looked the same for decades. That's what my kids sometimes think about me.  

 

The Answer: 

I hope you all had your handy Trump bible ready for this question. Among those at the cross were Mary mother of Jesus, Mary mother of James and John, Mary Magdeline , and Salome -- sister of Jesus Mother.` The only apostle there was John who was comforting Mary the Mother of Jesus. Of course, there were the guards, scribes, elders and chief priests 

 

Maybe we could forget anger for a while. Really, what does anger do for us anyhow. 

 

Quote of the day is an oldie but goodie: “Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.” 

 

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