Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Monday, July 22, 2024

Experience.

 


Today's Tids Issue 5,570

There's got to be more:  

 

Kamala? The potential first woman president? That’s it? 

 

Today I had an out-of-body experience. I was beside myself. 

 

The big Network news anchors are getting no rest on the weekends with two wall to wall news coverage marathons in a row. What’s in store for us next weekend. 

 

The really big news to start this week is that the Pats and rest of the other NFL teams open up summer camp around Wednesday. Now, that’s what we’ve been waiting for. 

 

God created childbirth to give women the chance to experience what it's like... For a guy to catch a cold.... 

 

The Question: 

What is saippuakivikauppias? 

 

The Headlines: 

--Biden Action Has Markets Moving Higher. 

--China Cuts Interest rates to Boost Economy. 

--Top Dems Come Out for Kamala. 

--Crowdstrile Problem Still Has Delta Cancelling Flights.  

--Dems and Repubs Call For Secret Service Director to Resign 

 

On June 18, soccer fans, thousands unticketed, stampeded Miami’s Hard Rock Stadium by fans of the Columbia Argentian COPA game. was marred by thousands of unruly fans who stormed the gates, scaled walls, jumped turnstiles and even slithered through vents to get a glimpse of the spectacle. The stadium became so overcrowded and dangerous so quickly that security ordered the gates shut, locking out hundreds, maybe thousands of fans who paid top dollar to attend one of the most looked-forward-to sporting events in years. Sounds a lot like our unlawful entry immigration problem, doesn’t it. Maybe Kamala with all of her experiences Immigration Tzar could quell the chaos.  

 

That big outage last week shows us how vulnerable we have become to the whims of the internet and compurter systems, And that’s not an internet assisted by professional international hackers. 

 

Duh Headline of the day: “Kamala Praises Biden's Legacy.” 

 

Scientists recently spotted inflated rubidium atoms at room temperature behaving as a time crystal. Crazy huh. Life just gets better and better.  

 

We just discovered that the minister in our church never had any relevant training or experience - he's not even religious! In other words, he's an... impastor! 

 

 

The Identity politics game does not get us the best person. 

 

A friend of mine was amazed at learning that New Jesey was where the first dinosaur bone was discovered. I told her that New Jersey was not always an interstate. And I know it is true because Bob Menendez lives there. 

 

Short people are more down to earth. 

 

The Answer: 

Saippuakivikauppias is the longest usable palindrome in the world. It's Finnish and means “Soap or lye vender”. And Spellchexk doesn’t believe me. 

 

It’s going to be a little rancorous out there. Hopeyou experience a little calming here: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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