Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

It’s never exactly as they tell you.


Today's Tids Issue 4.683

Remember Perspective:

 

“Some people see things that are and ask, why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, why not? Some people go to work and don’t have time for all that.”  --George Carlin

 

The economy is loaded with what Wall Street hates most – Uncertainty.

 

Consider that a clue for your investment strategy.

 

The latest common American word on the road to the semantic dumpster is “Master”, as used in Master Bedroom. Double yikes! Yes, the Houston Realtor Association will now call the room Primary Bedroom. The linguistic loonies are mastering the heresy of closed oppressive societies.

 

The Question:

11,600 people voted on the Best Car Manufacturers of All Time. Who do you think came out on top?

 

The Headlines:

--EU Keeps USA Off “Safe List” Of 14 Countries; Will Bar US Non-Essential Airline Passengers.

--Markets Open Lower On Last June Trading Day; May Home Contract Signings Jump 44%; Biggest One Month Increase Since 2001.

--Xi Signs Hong Kong “Security” Law That Makes Pretests Illegal; EU, UK And Nato Express Anger, Saying It Cripples Entrepreneurial Spirit, And Spirit Of Original Agreement Between UK and China.

--Newsom Suggesting That LA County Could Be Closed Down Again.

--Covid Economic News: Restaurant Reservations In Florida, Texas And Arizona flipped Negative During The Past 7 days; Only 4% Of Americans Forced to Work From Home Due To Covid Have Returned Back To Previous Location; 41% Of Retailers Say It Would Take Up To Five Years To Recover.

--Supreme Court Nixes Louisianan Restrictions To Abortion Access; Pro-Lifers Point Out Inconsistencies In Applying Abortion Rule Decisions.

--Early TV Comedian, Writer, Producer Director And Dick Van Dyke Show Creator Carl Reiner Dies At 98.

--Covid Induced Furloughs Turning Into Layoffs Across Many Industries.

 

Think of all the ambitious kids with lemonade stands who won’t be able to exist in a cashless society?

 

“I saw a commercial on late-night TV that said, ‘Forget everything you know about slipcovers.’ So I did. It was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers and I didn’t know what they were.” –Mitch Hedberg.

 

Regardless of everything else going on, the Prez Election is Still About control of Supreme Court nominations.

 

How can I still be positive and report on today’s society?

 

These People Vote, Department:

Among the just released Top 100 names for children, one is Corona. People are naming their kid after a disease! Think about that the next time somebody tells you the public will be able to wade through the rhetoric to find the truth.

 

Think of all the ink Middle East countries have saved by not using a ”U” after “Q”

 

Did you see where Universities are firing professors who criticize BLM. I think we have a problem. Will America still be America in fifty years?

 

Oldies but Punnies, Department:

--I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

--Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and didn’t amount to much. He was known as the lesser of two weevils.

 

A quite astute political observer and friend, suggests that as Trump’s poll number disintegrate, Repubs may have scenario that would keep them in control. As it is evident on a daily basis, President Trump hates to lose. To avoid potential humiliation, he drops out citing evidence of a media conspiracy combined with a Dem rigged election. The GOP sets up a youth ticket of Nicki Haley and Marco Rubio, a bright, likable woman and solid Hispanic Senator forma key state. The two go after Joe’s age and capitalize on an undercurrent pushing to get the national leadership younger. This pair would save the senate for Repubs and in all probability be elected. Unless of course there is a Dem conservancy to rig an election. Nicki Haley for President. Has a nice ring to it.

 

Before he leaves office, Trump pardons himself, and sells his Hotel empire ravaged by Covid; uses the cash to create his own Cable Trump News network. Snopes will not be allowed. Everything will be true.

 

“My neighbor has a circular driveway. He can’t get out.” --Stephen Wright

 

Did you see where Iran has hired a Romanian Lawyer who has filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump and 36 others for the “Illegal” drone strike that killed Iran’s. Qasem Soleimani. The report says that the suit will follow the president now and after he exits office. What a world we live in. Close the borders.

 

The Answer:

Number one is Ferrari. It is followed by Mercedes Benz, Audi, BMW, Porsche, Aston Martin, Lamborghini, Toyota, Rolls-Royce, Bentley, Jaguar, McLaren, Honda, Bugatti, Tesla, Ford, Subaru, Lexus, Koenigsegg, Volkswagen, Maserati, Pagani, Mazda, Volvo, Chevrolet, Alfa Romeo, Range Rover, Nissan, Cadillac, Dodge, Jeep, Acura, Lotus, Infiniti and Buick. Volvo surprised me a bit. The old Hudson Motor Car made the list at 41. Hyundai is 46, Lincoln 50, Packard 58, Mini 61, Studebaker 63, Plymouth 54, AMC 68, Peugeot 70, Saab 73, Chrysler 74, Cord 79, MG 82, Triumph 85 and last at 98, the Crosley.

 

So, we start another day under grey clouds, but a broad smile from a good friend always makes the skies seem blue to me.

 

Laugh hard at something! It’s better than sweating at a gym.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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