Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

Fake green grass can be beautiful.

 


Today's Tids Issue 5,144 

Things don't just happen: 

 

 

I seem to start a lot of mornings lately talking about flowers and blue skies, when I’m really thinking of complex disjointed economic factors and Russia slaughtering innocents in Ukraine. Covid seems so insignificant placid these days. Maybe instead of dictating masking, governors could mandate higher prices in the stock market. 

 

One of my favorite readers suggests that Pandemic is a Dem in the middle surrounded by panic! 

 

You would think the Discovery Channel would be on a different channel every night. 

 

Do you think that the media will reveal the true motivation behind the Brooklyn Subway shooter? It really will depend on whether he is with the media agenda or against it. 

 

The Question: 

The NY Times has confirmed the best starting words for wordle. What is number one and what are the other very good good starters? 

 

The Headlines: 

--Markets Open Mixed., Rebound Nicley Through Closing; JP Morgan’s Jamie Dimon Cautiously Optimistic On Economy Going Forward, Yet Not Unaware of “Geopolitical And Economic Challenges; Producer Price Index Rises. 

--NYC Subway Shooter Nabbed. 

--Biden Extends Transportation Mask Mandate 15 Days. 

--Bed, Bath and Beyond Warns Of Slowing Consumer Spending. 

 

Does a once in a lifetime Vacation” mean, get your will in order? 

 

The gossip TV shows are having a field day with that Johnny Depp-Amber Heard lawsuit. The prevailing opinion now is that the jury will vote against both of them because they are basically miserable unlikable people. 

 

Rap star who has studied classical music: Yo yo ma ma. 

 

That opening to Mondays Country music awards show was as tedious and unfunny as award ceremony openings can get. 

 

And why was Blake Shelton omitted? 

 

Did you know it is likely this year that the fourth NBA MVP ina row will be foreign born, foreign citizen? There are thousands of USA kids who get multi-hundreds of thousand dollar scholarship to great schools they may be one of 30 0r 40 who actually make it to the Big league after a year or so in the College Game And now the NBA is finding their best players Europe, Asia and Africa. Hey college kids, you arere getting free college education, Use it well.  

 

What does Paas do when it isn’t Easter. Whatever it is, they must be working because they’ve been doing it for a long time. 

 

Did you hear about the guy who was diagnosed with antisocial behavior disorder, so he joined a support group. They never meet.  

This struck me funny this morning. Our esteemed RI Legislature just voted to name the local RI Community College after a former Senate president, Paiva Weed. Weed U! Quch! Does that mean the flowers go to Haravd and the like and the weeds go Community college to set their roots?  

 

Sign on a passing Septic Service Truck: "19,500 lbs. of very gross weight." 

 

The Answer: 

Urban Legend says that Salet or Irate are the best, But a mathematical Bot analyzed 12,000 wordle starters and Crane was #1. Some other top words are very good like Slate, Slant and Trace. And also right up there are Lance, Carte, Least and Truce. Crane has never been the final word. I have not used any of them and I start with different word every time. 

 

Did you hear about the procrastinator who was afraid of Saturday the 14th?  

 

I leave you with one phrase, Get your Peeps! 

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