Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Friday, April 22, 2022

Piggy Bank Smashing.

 


Today's Tids Issue 5,151 

Swimming to light: 

 

 

Today feels like, National Is Your Financial Advisor Smoking Pot Day? 

 

‘'Woulda, shoulda, Department: 

A wise observer of the ongoing contradictory global geopolitical scene reminds us that we should have issued major sanctions against Putin when he took over Crimea. Maybe Ukraine would still be breathing today.  

 

I always thought that the idea of Rules for war was kind of contradictory. There are certainly dastardly deeds that are inconceivable for reasonable human beings with living pumping hearts even to consider as an offensive possibility. You wonder why there are rules against something no sane leader of a nation would consider, rules that any insane leader would break.  

 

The Question: 

Name the top Ten all-time, Movie action stars 

 

The Headlines: 

--Markets Suck Badly’ Dow Down About A “K”; S&P and Nasdaq Equally Scary; Markets Cringing At New Fed Tightening. 

--Tapes Show Wannabe Speaker McCarthy Talking About Having Trump Resign In Wake If Jan 6 Fiasco. 

--National Guardsman Dies While Trying To Rescue Migrant from River. 

 

I sometimes raise the volume on my radio because I can’t hear anything only to find that they were in-between songs. So, when the new song started, I’m blasted out of the room. 

 

We all have these little inane grievances in our contented, well-nourished society whiling Ukrainians are huddling together wondering if they are going to be blasted out of existence. 

 

Let’s see now... For about 9 or so months the Fed has been warning of higher rates and the markets have reacted by building in the effect of such an action into the stock prices. Yet yesterday and today they reacted really, really negatively like they had never heard about it before. The games people play. 

 

For every set of horseshoes human beings use for luck, somewhere in this world there’s a barefoot horse. 

 

Today is National Jellybean Day which is good for the sweet tooth as long as you don’t drop them in fields of white daises because it is also Earth Day. And if you see somebody marring the land, speak softly because it is also National Day of Silence, Which may be my favorite day of all. 

 

Peter Frampton was one of my all-time favorites and the are few better albums than his Frampton Comes Alive with such song classics as song than is in concert classics, Show me the Way, Baby I Love Your Way. 

 

Just to clear up yesterday’s Q answer... Harold Hunter was the first black to ink an official NBA contract, Chuck Cooper was first to be drafted (By the Celtics) and Earl Lloyd was first to play in a game.  

 

One smart guy says that the real reason Baseball games are long is because of the ads that are shown between innings changeover. You gotta pay for those mega million's salaries somehow.  

 

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time,” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. —Steven Wright 

 

The Answer: 

#1 is Arnold. Schwarzenegger, that is. Next is Sylvester Stallone followed by Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Clint Eastwood, Jason Stathem, Harrison Ford and #10, Chuck Norris. Continuing one we have Liam Neeson, Dwayne Johnson, Jet li, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sean Connery, Mel Gibson, Denzel Washington, Kurt Russell, Hugh Jackman, Tom Cruise, Charles Bronson, Milla Jovovich, Vin Diesel, Chris Evans and at #25, Daniel Craig. # 27 was John Wayne. Sigourney Weaver was #38. Steve McQueen and Tommy Lee Jones were 40 and 41. Do you think these guys and gals could take down Putin? Maybe, if they have a great script. 

 

Have a great weekend, E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y!! 

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