Unchained adulation:

Today's Tids Issue 5,140 

Strollin' the green 4/7 

 

 

Well, the weather messed up the Tids opener this morning as my beloved’s first game of the baseball season against the Ya, Ya, Ya (Well, you know who I mean,...the dread Bronx evil empire. Now I will just have the Masters’ to watch. This a gray day without the red stockings running the fields of green. 

 

A big headline last night form WHO said that 99% of people in the world are breathing bad air. So... the solution is... stop breathing? 

 

Tiger Woods just teed off and my phone erupted with news as if the Ukraine war was over. 

 

The Question: 

Who do you think are the five richest NFL Owners? 

 

The Headlines: 

--Markets Drop At Opening; Higher Mortgage Rates, Fed Moves A Concern 

--Yahoo/You Gov Poll: Just 27% Of Americans Say Discussions Of Sexual Orientation or Gender Identity Should Be legaL In K-3 Classrooms. 

--Russia Now Employs Motion Sensitive Landmines Widening The Killing Field Against Citizens 

--Pelosi Joins Growing List Of Dem Pols Testing Positive For Covid. 

-- Germany Has Satellite Image Indication Of Russian Involvement In Bucha Killings. 

--Twitter Employees Nervous About Arrival Of Musk. 

 

 

I'm going to have a really hard time not saying The Cleveland Indians. Guardians just doesn't roll off your tongue.  

 

Today RI introduced the new State License plate design. It is a clear example of what happens when there are too many type fonts available. 

 

I went to car museum yesterday and saw a Tesla with a 1000HP engine that goes from 0-60 in 2 Seconds! No shifting saves a lot of time. Could you sue Tesla for whiplash.? 

 

Another car, a McClaren, cost $20 million. Is that crazy or not? It is just a new example illustrating how much money is floating around this world. Why people have no trouble over paying, especially now in Hosing. 

 

But then you figure that Texas gave a half Billion dollars in contracts to just two baseball players. Do oyu think they’ll buy an expensive car and house? 

 

Some people think good cardio is running away from responsibilities. 

 

Speaking of that, today is one of those days I don’t look at my stock portfolio. I think that is good cardio too. 

 

The economy is in uncharted waters and must unwind from Fed support as never seen before. This is an incredible dilemma, and there isn’t lot of historical analysis to rely upon.  

 

The Answer: 

Number one is the Panthers David Pepper. Next is Stan Kroenke of the Rams, followed by, Jerry Jones (Cowboys), Bob Kraft (Pats), Stephen Ross) (Dolphins), Shahid Kahn (Jags), Arthur Blank (Falcons), Stephen Bisciotti (Ravens), Terry Pegula (Bills) and Janice McNair (Texans)/ Pepper has $16.7 Billion while McNair has $4.2. 

 

There is a new trend occurring at funerals. They are taking the bouquet off the coffin and throwing into the crowd to see who’s next. 

 

FYI: Tiger is swinging well. Now just a matter of Stamina.