I’m sorry.

 

Today's Tids Issue 4,842

To forgive is divine?

 

Is everybody on this earth looking for an apology for something or other that has insulted somebody’s tender sensitivities. Get over it.

 

Lots of guesses coming out of Wall Street about the future health of the Markets. Despite some real doubts about an economy that tends to seriously to need handouts in the form of stimulus money, there is new optimism for a a strong 2021 finish, But, some can’t WS mavens can’t get by the fact that there could be a mid-year correction in the 8 to 11% area. In other words, smile, but take Tums.

 

I think we live in the hysterical age, don’t you? Somebody is either making a lot of money or getting elected off of hysteria. Or perhaps getting ratings for hyping it.  

 

How much time annually do people save by writing u instead of you?

 

The Question:

What are kindergarten children guilty of when refusing to sleep school? Bonus: Why would somebody hate jokes about a prom ?

 

The Headlines:

--All Three Major Indices In Record Territory, Bitcoin Passes Magic $50,000 Number; Multiple Strategists See Stock Gains Through The Remainder Of The Year; Goldman Puts S&P Target At 4,300 (9% Higher Than Feb 12 Record.

--Total Focus Of Congress Turns To Passing $1.9Trill Stimulus.

--Storms Rage Across The Country; Ice Crippling Oregon And Southwest States; Texas Without Power Up To 4,000,000.

--Marriott Arene Sorenson Dies At 6S

 

So far this winter the Weathermen storm hysteria hasn’t lived up to the actual storm results. Lots of Duds around hr. Sorry Midwest and northwest

 

The other misuse of the “I’m sorry” gig is knowingly doing something uncivilized, rude or just plain wrong expecting that today’s enabling society will most likely accept an after the fact apology. I’m sorry, after the fact doesn’t work for me. Think first.

 

Is America losing productivity today as workers gather around discussing the finale of Your Honor? It was surprising and pretty good. There was a lot of extra irrelevant scenes written in to this finale of a good miniseries. This led me to believe they were at onetime considering a year two, but something happened long the way.

 

Spoiler alert! The milk has been in the fridge for about 4 weeks.

 

How may gallons of jet fuel do it take to de-ice a clean energy windmill turbine.

 

Speaking of alternative energy, Texas solar farms are not performing too well when they need them. BTW, on that hysteria issue earlier, that is the main ingredient being used to fund alternative energy startup businesses.

 

I bought some new shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t how he laced them, but I’ve been tripping all day.

 

The Answer:

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Bonus: Hating jokes about a prom is because the punch line is always too long.

 

I am always eager to say I’m sorry when I make a mistake or unintentionally hurt some body’s feelings. I have that kind of guilt complex built in. I think that’s what most people used to do.

 

I’m sorry for all the bad jokes :o)