Layng quietly in fields

Layng quietly in fields
Glstening lights

Thursday, April 25, 2024

No pun intended

 


Today's Tids Issue 5,506 

Camping can be in tents: 

 

Someone ripped the fifth month out of my calendar! I'm dismayed! 

 

Millions will be dismayed tonight when they think their NFL team’s GMs are making big pick mistakes. This will be what was once a personnel decision day now exploded into an American mega event evening where the selection stage will take over several city blocks of Detroit, and masses of people will revel as if in a Taylor Swift Love-inn. This is America’s annointing of young millionaires. 

 

Tech has become an invasive and pervasive annoyance as it delivers personal information into a cloud. If you take a sledgehammer to your hard drive, the cloud still knows all.  

 

My friend told me that tool puns aren't funny. I said I disagree because I think awl puns are funny 

 

The Question: 

What is the difference between a woofer and a tweeter. 

 

The Headlines: 

--Meta Subpar Earnings Stun Wall Street; Company Says Continuing Investments in AI Will Keep Costs High into Next Year; Markets Open Significantly Lower; Dow Cuts 600+ Loss in Half by Mid PM. IBM Also Disappoints; Microsoft, Alphabet and Intel Ready to Report. 

--US Q1 GDP Growth Disappoints; 1.6% Far Lower than 2.6% Estimate and 2023 Q4 3.9%; Core Inflaiton Number comes in Higher than Forecasts. 

  

--Guiliani and Meadows among 18 Indicted in Arizona for Illegal activities in Attempt to Overthrow Biden Electoral Votes; Trump listed as Unindicted Co-conspirator. 

--New York Supreme Court Overturns Harvy Weinstein’s Rape Conviction; Says Judge Exhibited Extreme Prejudice During Me2 Trial.  

--SC takes up Trump Immunity Plea; Early Signals Say Justices Aren't Buying Genral Immunity for Presidents. 

--NFL Draft Finally Arrives On Scene after Months of Selection Guessing.   

 

As Trump sits in a NYC Courtroom his ears will be focused on another court, the SC beginning hearings on immunity from dastardly acts for sitting Presidents. That is everything in the ongoing court sagas.,. the trump card, so to speak, 
 

As GDP drops the fallout risk from the soaring National Debt grows exponentially. 

 

There could be six QB’s take in the first round of tonight's draft – Williams, Daniels, Maye, McCarthy Nix and Penix. And no matter the press clippings, the physical measurements and arm strength parameters and the dreams by fans and owners of championships, it is still a crapshoot, because it is always all about what is in the head.  

 

Today is “take your child to work day”. Today that means properly dressing their top half so they will look good sitting next to you on Zoom. “So, that's work! That was boring, Daddy, Mommy. Yes, corporate American has changed and will lose its personality over time. That is if you considered one crafter by public relations professionals a personality.   

 

In case you are interested, the significantly low 1.6% GDP Growth number is a reflection of an economy slowed by high interest rates. 

 

While most puns make me feel numb... Math puns make me feel number. 

 

There is still nothing like a good old family gathering. 

 

The difference between a society run by humans versus automation is that humans can see grey areas understand discretion. 

 

I heard a 24-year-old man say yesterday, I just love going to work each day. Media probably won't report that story. 

 

With the overturing of the Weinstein rape conviction, you knew that Trump and lawyers are refocusing anything that resembles Judicial prejudice.  

 

I love puns about the eyes. The cornea the better. 

 

The Answer: 

You know, I have heard these terms for decades, but they just passed over my head. Then suddenly now in my last several years on earth, I decided it is time to find out. It’s never too late for anything. A woofer is a speaker that reproduces low frequencies while a Tweeter is a speaker that reproduces high frequencies. Most sound systems have a Mid-range Speaker to ease the transition. I'm sure some of you audiophiles will have some comments on this.  

 

My woofer just told me, I need a little Stevie Nicks today.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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